The Sunday Funnies - Iran - Who You Gonna Blame?

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PERIDOT is an American writer living abroad.

Iran's Foreign Minister, Mohammad Javad Zarif, took to Instagram on Monday to announce his resignation which he has since rescinded, however, his suffering from a severe and chronic political case of psychological projection remains. The disease is apparently highly contagious and has infected all members of the regime, including the Ayatollah, President Rouhani, and the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC).

In fact, just days prior to the Foreign Minister's “surprise” celebrity style resignation announcement, IRGC Quds Force unit commander, Major General Qassem Soleimani, at the conclusion of Friday night prayers proclaimed that “Wahhabism has its roots in Judaism and they are called ISIS, which destroyed two Muslim countries in the region and destroyed 3,000 mosques and killed hundreds of thousands.”

Soleimani in effect blamed the Jewish people and Israel not only for the rise of Islamic State but for the fire, blood, and tears Iran has inflicted on the region through its funding (seven billion dollars annually) of ruthless proxy governments and terrorist networks in Syria, Lebanon,Yemen, and Gaza.

Foreign Minister Zarif was not going to be outdone and felt it was his duty to provide the Iranian people with a list of things they too can blame on the Jewish people, Judaism, and/or Israel in their everyday lives:

Bad hair days

Hot, dry summers

Cold winters

Having no money

Having no food

Having no jobs

Having no friends

Having no wife/husband

Having no children

Earthquakes in Iran

Drought in Iran

Flooding in Iran

Water shortage crisis in Iran

Inflation, deflation, and no vacation

Flogging of Iranian citizens who don't blame the Jewish people, Judaism, and/or Israel for any of the above and blame instead the Islamic Republic of Iran and the Ayatollah!