[Parts one and two of this article can be read at http://www.israelnn.com/article.php3?id=4333 and http://www.israelnn.com/article.php3?id=4343, respectively.]



News Alert



Jerusalem, November 3, 2004 - One day after the election of the president of the United States of America, Israel launched a massive attack on the terrorism-infected population of the Palestinian Authority.



The Arabs are being driven from Gaza and the rest of the lands of Israel back into the land of their origin - Jordan. Later that same day, the Israeli air force attacked and destroyed the Bushehr nuclear facility near Halileh [a.k.a. Haleyleh, along the Persian Gulf coast power plant in Iran].



In the wake of theses attacks, an Israeli government official issued a formal statement:



"In order not to influence the election in America, we decided to delay our attack until after November 2. With the possibility of the election of Senator John Kerry through a Third World-style election fiasco there, and with the international community about to respect the promises of the tyrannical government of Iran, we had no other choice but to finally act at this moment in order to secure the survival of the Jewish State."



News Alert



Jerusalem, November 8, 2004, 9:02am - The Palestinian leaders have signed an agreement of unconditional surrender. The document, prepared by the Israeli Knesset, sets out the complete capitulation of the Palestine people.



"We, acting by command of and on behalf of the Palestinian people, hereby proclaim unconditional surrender to Israel. All armed forces of the Palestinian people, wherever situated, shall cease fighting; and full control of the Palestinian parliament, until a constitutional form of governance can be established and the fate of our people be reassessed, shall be relinquished to Israeli authority."



This agreement was approved and co-signed by the nations of the Arab League, who now agree that only similar reformations in their governments structures can achieve an everlasting peace in that region, thus avoiding a nuclear response by Israel if she is ever attacked again.



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Good night, citizens of Israel. Good night, citizens of America. Sleep well in the sacred bosom of Peace.



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