Debka.com reports that "Israeli gestures pre-arranged with Washington as boosters for Abu Mazen include: Release of Fatah detainees with no proven link to terror; cessation of Israeli military activity in Gaza Strip areas where Palestinian security minister Dahlan is working to put down terror; more Israeli job permits for Palestinians."
What this means is -
1) Israel will release imprisoned arab terrorists to reduce terror ("Fatah detainees with no proven link to terror" being a concept akin to "murderers with no proven link to violence").
2) Israel will abandon military activities that have been proven repeatedly to save Jews from being massacred by terrorists.
That is, merely turning our back and strolling nonchalantly away from countless thousands of armed and explosive-ready terrorists who strive to slaughter Jewish children and destroy our very State, while leaving them to their own nefarious devices, in effect saying, "I don't think the mass-killings this will cause are more important than showing the world that we are the true victims here". Additionally, as if all that wasn't enough, there is more planned. Israel will seal the death sentences of the dozens, if not hundreds of Jews that will be brutally killed in the days and weeks to come, by empowering arch-terrorist and mass murder mohamed dahlan to organize the rest of the terrorists, with Israeli and international assistance, under the aegis of the moschiach-like moderate terrorist, abu mazen.
3) Israel will issue more Israeli job permits to arab terrorists, inviting them into Jewish communities in order to help Israel's plummeting economy by cleverly diverting additional funds away from Israel and Jews, and into the pocketbooks of arab terrorists, who will then be able to construct additional Kassam Rockets of Peace to replace their rapidly dwindling supplies. Without this intervention, these monies might have been wasted on Jews who selfishly want to support their hungry families, instead of the new Peace Economy.
I recommend only a slight change in plans.
1) While refraining from asking the obvious question about how the Genocide-Bomber-praising, Holocaust-denying, Terror Chief Mazen's crackdown on terrorists will be served by releasing the ones already caught from Israeli jails, I would nevertheless have to suggest that the only place arab terror is likely to be reduced by releasing imprisoned arab terrorists is the prison they are released from. If arab terror in the prisons is an unmanageable problem, there is a simple solution.
First, we need to ensure that the arab terror is not a reaction to a Zionist Occupation of the prison. Therefore, every Zionist must be evacuated from these prisons - by force, if necessary. If the fomenters and organizers of arab terror remain active after the evacuation, then they are obviously not viable peace partners, and need to be eliminated in the name of regime change with a surgical strike consisting of a large series of 10,000 pound bombs. In the unlikely event that innocent, imprisoned arab terrorists are injured, the responsibility for any collateral damage must be placed firmly on the shoulders of the arab Terror Chiefs, who put their fellow terrorists at risk. Then (to update Chamberlain's classic turn of phrase) we will have achieved peace in our prisons, and an internationally validated model for other trouble spots.
2) If the government of Israel sees a benefit in the continued mass murder of innocent Jews, the government of Israel should take direct, rather than indirect responsibility for it. What right do we have to traumatize the genocidal jihadi's by encouraging them to massacre Jews? Genocidal jihadis have feelings too, you know. Let's be a little more considerate, ok?
When the government of Israel makes an official policy decision that will entail the mass murder of Jewish civilians, they should be at least have the sense of honor and decency to do it themselves, instead of pawning the dirty task off on poor, innocent arab terrorists. Fortunately, there are hopeful signs appearing on the horizon. Benevolently micro-managed by shortsighted and long-armed politicos, the Israeli Army has been inching nobly to a more responsible and progressive position. A good example is the recent population transfer of the widow and orphans who chose to live - excuse me - chose to settle on a hilltop (designated as judenrein by the Prime Minister who said, "build on the hilltops" while electioneering), and were forcibly removed before their house was demolished. The widow should still be counting her blessings, as she was lucky to have received a punishment that is usually reserved for the perpetrators of much lesser crimes, such as massacres of Jewish children at ice cream parlors.
3) Since any informed person knows (and any honest one will say) that monies from arabs working with Israeli job permits will eventually end up as a Kassam missile landing in an Israeli kindergarten or living room somewhere, I propose a better solution. While many people know that the Honorable and Ancient Nation of Arab Palestine is a world leader in high quality jihad-based education (second only to Osama's Arabia, the Outhouse of Saud), not many know that when it comes to technical education, and consequently industry, the Honorable and Ancient Nation of Arab Palestine lags somewhat behind the civilized world. Hard working jihadi artists toil night and day in the most primitive of workshops to create marvelous devices that are the summation of their culture and values. But, the manufacturing tools are grossly inefficient by modern standards. And the eremite toilers benefit little from the modern science of ergonomics, ergo the occasional premature detonation of an objurgatory objet d'art, along with its most unergonomically correct consequences.
Since many Jews view our materialistic values as superior to arab idealistic values, we feel like these jihadis must both want and deserve our help. It must be admitted that having the jihadis trot across Occupied Palestine (a traumatic experience for them, no doubt), and subjecting themselves to the daily humiliation of being ordered about by an Evil Settler or Evil Occupier employer (who is a descendent of pigs and monkeys, by the way), then trotting all the way back home with his paycheck (avoiding the temptation to detonate himself at a checkpoint on the way), and then, and only then, the money is given to the Holy Men of Palestine, to construct the Kassam rockets with, under the most primitive and dangerous conditions, is far from the best way to accomplish this. Inefficient, inefficient, inefficient!
The government of Israel has limited experience in making Kassam rockets to drop on Evil Settlers, having found it currently more expedient to simply beat them and drag them off of the hilltops before knocking their homes down - after all, Kassam rockets sometimes miss, bulldozers usually don't. However, we do produce a variety of technologically advanced missiles of our own. Instead of simply providing the money to invest in the wasteful arab process, we should provide them with these. I know that many people will object to giving weapons to terrorists, especially in light of the newly orphaned 6-year old Jewish girl who apparently was recently shot in the head with one of the Israeli Government issued Peace Bullets. But, a bullet in the head is merely a temporal thing; peace is eternal. We need to remember our eternal values, and act accordingly.
We need to be more proactive and provide a value-added solution. Utilizing our superior manufacturing facilities, we can both provide a higher quality finished product, and concomitantly institute a generous program of technology transfer. Forget issuing more work permits. All we need are the coordinates - I mean addresses - and we can start shipping today.
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Expressing a deep and heartfelt concern for environmental issues, the Elder of Zion has recently been promoting neighborhood campaigns for arab composting. As most of the arabs that reside in the Holy Land have a need to atone for their and their fathers? sins of wanton desecration of the Land, the Elder has established a program whereby they may begin to return to the Land the fertility that they stole.
What this means is -
1) Israel will release imprisoned arab terrorists to reduce terror ("Fatah detainees with no proven link to terror" being a concept akin to "murderers with no proven link to violence").
2) Israel will abandon military activities that have been proven repeatedly to save Jews from being massacred by terrorists.
That is, merely turning our back and strolling nonchalantly away from countless thousands of armed and explosive-ready terrorists who strive to slaughter Jewish children and destroy our very State, while leaving them to their own nefarious devices, in effect saying, "I don't think the mass-killings this will cause are more important than showing the world that we are the true victims here". Additionally, as if all that wasn't enough, there is more planned. Israel will seal the death sentences of the dozens, if not hundreds of Jews that will be brutally killed in the days and weeks to come, by empowering arch-terrorist and mass murder mohamed dahlan to organize the rest of the terrorists, with Israeli and international assistance, under the aegis of the moschiach-like moderate terrorist, abu mazen.
3) Israel will issue more Israeli job permits to arab terrorists, inviting them into Jewish communities in order to help Israel's plummeting economy by cleverly diverting additional funds away from Israel and Jews, and into the pocketbooks of arab terrorists, who will then be able to construct additional Kassam Rockets of Peace to replace their rapidly dwindling supplies. Without this intervention, these monies might have been wasted on Jews who selfishly want to support their hungry families, instead of the new Peace Economy.
I recommend only a slight change in plans.
1) While refraining from asking the obvious question about how the Genocide-Bomber-praising, Holocaust-denying, Terror Chief Mazen's crackdown on terrorists will be served by releasing the ones already caught from Israeli jails, I would nevertheless have to suggest that the only place arab terror is likely to be reduced by releasing imprisoned arab terrorists is the prison they are released from. If arab terror in the prisons is an unmanageable problem, there is a simple solution.
First, we need to ensure that the arab terror is not a reaction to a Zionist Occupation of the prison. Therefore, every Zionist must be evacuated from these prisons - by force, if necessary. If the fomenters and organizers of arab terror remain active after the evacuation, then they are obviously not viable peace partners, and need to be eliminated in the name of regime change with a surgical strike consisting of a large series of 10,000 pound bombs. In the unlikely event that innocent, imprisoned arab terrorists are injured, the responsibility for any collateral damage must be placed firmly on the shoulders of the arab Terror Chiefs, who put their fellow terrorists at risk. Then (to update Chamberlain's classic turn of phrase) we will have achieved peace in our prisons, and an internationally validated model for other trouble spots.
2) If the government of Israel sees a benefit in the continued mass murder of innocent Jews, the government of Israel should take direct, rather than indirect responsibility for it. What right do we have to traumatize the genocidal jihadi's by encouraging them to massacre Jews? Genocidal jihadis have feelings too, you know. Let's be a little more considerate, ok?
When the government of Israel makes an official policy decision that will entail the mass murder of Jewish civilians, they should be at least have the sense of honor and decency to do it themselves, instead of pawning the dirty task off on poor, innocent arab terrorists. Fortunately, there are hopeful signs appearing on the horizon. Benevolently micro-managed by shortsighted and long-armed politicos, the Israeli Army has been inching nobly to a more responsible and progressive position. A good example is the recent population transfer of the widow and orphans who chose to live - excuse me - chose to settle on a hilltop (designated as judenrein by the Prime Minister who said, "build on the hilltops" while electioneering), and were forcibly removed before their house was demolished. The widow should still be counting her blessings, as she was lucky to have received a punishment that is usually reserved for the perpetrators of much lesser crimes, such as massacres of Jewish children at ice cream parlors.
3) Since any informed person knows (and any honest one will say) that monies from arabs working with Israeli job permits will eventually end up as a Kassam missile landing in an Israeli kindergarten or living room somewhere, I propose a better solution. While many people know that the Honorable and Ancient Nation of Arab Palestine is a world leader in high quality jihad-based education (second only to Osama's Arabia, the Outhouse of Saud), not many know that when it comes to technical education, and consequently industry, the Honorable and Ancient Nation of Arab Palestine lags somewhat behind the civilized world. Hard working jihadi artists toil night and day in the most primitive of workshops to create marvelous devices that are the summation of their culture and values. But, the manufacturing tools are grossly inefficient by modern standards. And the eremite toilers benefit little from the modern science of ergonomics, ergo the occasional premature detonation of an objurgatory objet d'art, along with its most unergonomically correct consequences.
Since many Jews view our materialistic values as superior to arab idealistic values, we feel like these jihadis must both want and deserve our help. It must be admitted that having the jihadis trot across Occupied Palestine (a traumatic experience for them, no doubt), and subjecting themselves to the daily humiliation of being ordered about by an Evil Settler or Evil Occupier employer (who is a descendent of pigs and monkeys, by the way), then trotting all the way back home with his paycheck (avoiding the temptation to detonate himself at a checkpoint on the way), and then, and only then, the money is given to the Holy Men of Palestine, to construct the Kassam rockets with, under the most primitive and dangerous conditions, is far from the best way to accomplish this. Inefficient, inefficient, inefficient!
The government of Israel has limited experience in making Kassam rockets to drop on Evil Settlers, having found it currently more expedient to simply beat them and drag them off of the hilltops before knocking their homes down - after all, Kassam rockets sometimes miss, bulldozers usually don't. However, we do produce a variety of technologically advanced missiles of our own. Instead of simply providing the money to invest in the wasteful arab process, we should provide them with these. I know that many people will object to giving weapons to terrorists, especially in light of the newly orphaned 6-year old Jewish girl who apparently was recently shot in the head with one of the Israeli Government issued Peace Bullets. But, a bullet in the head is merely a temporal thing; peace is eternal. We need to remember our eternal values, and act accordingly.
We need to be more proactive and provide a value-added solution. Utilizing our superior manufacturing facilities, we can both provide a higher quality finished product, and concomitantly institute a generous program of technology transfer. Forget issuing more work permits. All we need are the coordinates - I mean addresses - and we can start shipping today.
--------------------------------------------------------
Expressing a deep and heartfelt concern for environmental issues, the Elder of Zion has recently been promoting neighborhood campaigns for arab composting. As most of the arabs that reside in the Holy Land have a need to atone for their and their fathers? sins of wanton desecration of the Land, the Elder has established a program whereby they may begin to return to the Land the fertility that they stole.