Nationalist Calms Leftist MK: We Won't Hurt You
Renowned nationalist activist Baruch Marzel issued a tongue-in-cheek missive Monday to MK Zehava Galon of Meretz, who has been assigned a bodyguard after "intelligence information" allegedly showed she was under threat. The information was later said to consist of "talkbacks on the Arutz Sheva website" but no complaint regarding talkbacks has been made.
"I want to remove concern from your heart," Marzel wrote Galon. "No one in the ideological right will hurt you because you are an important archival asset for us, and we are considering declaring the tiny remains of Meretz a nature reserve, and perhaps obliging the Sudanese [infiltrators] to vote for you so that you gain the minimum votes for entering the Knesset.
"You are a rare species, Zehava, which needs to be preserved, not for your sake but for ours and the next generations," concludes Marzel's "love" letter.