I'm pretty confident that none of you believe in Santa or the Tooth Fairy. But did you you get all weepy when reading that moving story of the little boy imprisoned during the Holocaust who was given an apple a day by a sweet little girl, and then they met up again in America and married? Well,add that to Rudolf and Santa's Elves. It's fake, too.

Another con is the Olmert-Livni-Barak Troika's war. No doubt that it will cause death and injury, just like a real one. But like the Olmert-Livni-Peretz war of two and a half years ago, it doesn't have a clear aim. It's not out to destroy our enemies, just get the troika elected. Olmert keeps stressing that he has nothing against the Pseudistinian people, just the terrorists, as if the terrorists came from Mars. That's why the Israeli government has been shtupping them with food like some nutty Yiddishe mamma.

And now I'd like to ask your opinion. What do you think of this picture?

I took it from last night's Jerusalem Post site.