Prime Minister Netanyahu is set to meet with U.S. President Obama tomorrow, Tuesday in the White House.  Here's what he should say:

Opening scene:

PM Netanyahu is ushered into the Oval Office with his entourage, carrying something very heavy....

Obama:  "Hey Bibi-Baby, what's that big velvety thing you're carrying in your arms?  Is that a present for Little ol' me?"

Bibi:  "It's actually a message for you that I will need to decipher for you, as it is in Hebrew.  You see (Bibi clears his throat),  'ahem' -Mr. President without a Birth Certificate',   We Jews have a legal title to our Land, and belong to it, and can show you. Our deed to this land is written here in the Torah. This is where our kings reigned, where our people civilized the world, and where our kings and ancestors are buried even today. We have only one home, and it has become intolerable to live there under the daily terror that we face. We need peace and quiet.  We need to stop pouring money into terrorist damage control, security and defense, and the fruitless quest for peace with regimes and cultures that don't desire it.  Our people need to concentrate on other things we've neglected, like our children's education, our economy, our great contributions of science & technology, and spreading morality, loving kindness and the knowledge of the 'Creator of the Universe', through the Torah, in order to improve the world for all of Mankind."

Obama sits at his desk and puts his feet up on it.  "Oh, is that so Jew-boy?".

This little Jew-boy is the acting 'King of Israel' today.  A little respect, please. (sigh)  Look, we tried it your way, and really it was foolish of us, but we went along the diplomatic track as you urged and pressured us to do.  Our peace and security went downhill ever since, as appeasing these extremist Islamic and terrorist regimes only emboldened our enemies to perpetrate even more harm upon us.  They saw by our 'good will gestures' and appeasement, that their violence worked.  We can't tolerate this anymore.  We tired it your way of letting the International Community carve out a peace plan, but no more.  We are in a worse situation now than we have ever been in before.  The Hezbollah terrorists, under the eyes of the United Nations Peace Keeping Forces, have re-armed and are better equipped than ever before.  The Hamas terror organization rules in Gaza and continues to arm themselves with missiles and regularly uses their weapons to target, TARGET OUR CIVILIANS.  Iran is almost finished developing nuclear bombs to use against us, and after that, you, in America. Iran is arming Syria and possibly Turkey with thousands of missiles that can reach deep into Israel and it's population centers.  It's unacceptable.  And so we Jews came up with our plan on how to deal with these enemies we both share, even if you threaten to cut off any arms sales to us.  As Pslam 20 so poetically puts it: "Some trust in chariots, and some in horses; but we [come with] will make mention, of the name of the LORD our God." 

Bibi places the velvet covered Torah scroll he is carrying, very carefully on the table and unrolls the scroll.  He reaches into his pocket to put on a Yarmulke.  He takes hold of a long stick which is used to read the Torah and pointing to the different Biblical narratives where G-d says that the Land of Israel belongs to the Jewish People, he reads and translates aloud, the holy passages.  He points to the different places which speak about G-d telling the Children of Israel to go out to war and that He will be with them.  He tells 'Obama-Without a Birth Certificate' that he hopes the American People and his administration will support Israel in their quest to rid themselves and the world of the Islamic terrorist enemies once and for all, and to bring them to their knees until they beg for an unconditional surrender.  Bibi then points to the verse, from the book of Genesis chapter 12:3 "And I will bless them that bless thee, and him that curseth thee will I curse;". 

"Are we on the same page?" Bibi asks as he peers into Obama's eyes?  "Are you with us, or with the terrorists?"

Obama starts to stammer,  "I'm speechless.  I, I, I ah, don't know what to say" as he anxiously looks around and yells, "Where's my TelePrompTer!!!!:"  Frustrated that he has to wing it on his own, he looks back at Bibi and and blurts out,  "You're madder than a wet hen!  Listen bub, we have business dealings with the Muslim world.  We just got a real firm foothold in the Afghani poppy fields and get a LOT of money from the drug sales.  My predecessor, Bush, made nice with the King of Saudi Arabia and I am even closer, since I am his Muslim brother.  I, I, I ah mean, I am like a brother to him, you know, in a good neighborly 'Christian' sort of way, was what I meant to say.  I mean, heh, it's not like I believe in Mohammed or anything... er, peace be upon him!  or that I believe in the 'holy Koran', I mean, Eh, the Koran. Darn!  Ah, well, scratch that.  Anyway, where's that TelePrompTer!!!!"

Bibi:  "Uh, 'Mr. President Without a Birth Certificate', look, we're speaking about the saving of human lives here, and I really can't worry about your business and power interests. This terror war will keep on going, until someone actually wins the war.  We are determined, no matter how much the world screams, to finally put an end to this all and win this war.  And to ensure this, since the world has turned against us and we realize that we are without friends, we in Israel have decided that we will patch things up the best we know how, and return to our G-d, after all, when we listened to Him, we won our wars.  He also keeps His promises to us -unlike the Extremist Muslim world that promises us peace, and then sends it's soldiers to bomb our civilians.  Our G-d has also been by our side whenever we called on Him, unlike the fickle relationship we have had with different U.S. Administrations and the Hate department, -excuse me, I meant the State Department -that hates Israel.  So, with that, I am leaving you with these wise words from our sage, Rabbi Hillel, 'If I am not for myself, then who will be for me? And if I am only for myself, then what am I? And if not now, when?'

Mr. 'President With No Birth Certificate', I and my countrymen, will be eradicating these evil infrastructures and terrorists, that your people suffered from on 9/11.  The world will be a better place because of this -as it was after the Nazis were defeated in WWII.  You don't need to thank us, ....but don't bother us either.  We'll also be disassembling and eradicating the infrastructure of the Hamas terrorist government in Gaza.  We will be taking that region back and re-settling it with our peaceful citizens who were thrown out of their homes.  We will, in diplomatic language, be 'encouraging' the Hamas to return our kidnapped soldier, Gilad Shalit, to us by strong means, where it won't be worth their while to keep him a prisoner.  Oh, and by the way, we want our brother Jonathan Pollard to be released immediately and return to Israel on my plane with our entourage.  He's served already over 20 years in your prison for a crime that others, put away for a similar act -but more subversive, had served much less of a sentence.  If he's not released immediately, I will make sure that our Mossad finds, and releases your school records and original birth certificate.  It will be the end of your career."

"Go ahead, I was born in Hawaii, and I can prove it!"

"Ok, then, ...prove it!"

"Drat! he got me! Uh, ah, TELEPROMTER!  Where's my TELEPROMPTER!!!!"



* Let us all pray that G-d gives Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu the strength and courage to act like a real king of Israel and to stand up for G-d and his country.

And now, you have GOT to watch this.... Israeli soldiers doing guard duty in Hebron get bored, and decide to spice up their early morning watch.  As the Mosque plays its usual loud recordings , 'someone' changes the CD and.... flash dance!

or even better, watch it here:

*Hello Uncle Erwin,***
They cut his ab muscles horizontally and by hand spilled his guts out.


This is Amir writing you after reading what you sent to my father, Eitan.  

As you know, it was my unit and my friends who were on the ship. My commander was injured badly as a result of the "pacifists" violence. I want to tell you how he was injured so you could tell the story. It shows just how horrible and inhuman were the activists. My commander was the first soldier that rappelled down from the helicopter to the ship. 
When he touched ground, he got hit in the head with a pole and stabbed in the stomach with a knife.

When he drew out his secondary weapon-a handgun (his primary weapon was a regular paintball gun: "Tippman 98 custom") he was shot in the leg. He managed to fire a single shot before he was tossed from the balcony by 4 
Arab activists, to the lower deck (a 12 feet fall). He was then dragged by other activists to a room in the lower deck were he was stripped down by 2 activists. They took off his vest, helmet and shirt, leaving him 
with only his pants and shoes on. When they finished they took a knife and expanded the wound he already had in his stomach. They cut his ab muscles horizontally and by hand spilled his guts out. When they finished they raised him up and walked him on the deck outside. He was conscious the whole time.

(Photo taken of a wounded and stabbed IDF soldier on the Mavi Marmara vessel.  Notice a knife in the left hand photo, in the bottom right corner.  Read more about the story of this photograph here.  )

If you are asking yourself why they did all that, here comes the reason. 
They wanted to show the soldiers their commander's body so they will be demoralized and scared. Luckily, when they walked him on the deck a soldier saw him and managed to shoot the activist that was walking him 
down the outside corridor. He shot him with a special non-lethal bullet that didn't kill him. My commander managed to jump from the deck to the water and swim to an army rescue boat (his guts still out of his 
body, and now in salty sea water). That was how he was saved. The activists that did this to him are alive, now in Turkey, and treated as heroes.

I'm sorry if I described this with too many details, but I thought it was necessary for the credibility. Please tell this story to anyone who will listen. I think that these days you are one of Israel's best spokesman.

*Thanks uncle Erwin, *

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*Shabbat Shalom!***

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*Amir***
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Ever been down in the dumps, overwhelmed or in a grumpy mood?  ...And then someone says or does something so funny, you have to laugh and the dark cloud just vanishes for the moment?  And that moment's respite can help heal the pain?  Watch this and shake off some of that heavy weight. 

Comedy genius. 

...the reaction from the 'peace' vessel to the Israeli navy: "F- You", they replied.
Sink those Gaza flotilla ships!  By disregarding the law, de-stabilizing any peace ('non violence' at this time) that exists, invading the shores which a  sovereign country, Israel, secures,  the Gaza Flotilla should be stopped, it's criminals arrested, and the ships sunk.  These people are criminals. They launched themselves onto the sea, to perpetrate a pre-meditated crime.  They knew and instigated the danger and consequences that a crime like this would incur.  The governments of the foreign nationals aboard the ship should have stopped them knowing that their citizens were off to commit a crime that could have dangerous international repercussions.  The (reportedly) two Israelis (Israeli Arabs or Leftists? Not yet known)  who boarded the ship to set sail should also be arrested and  tried for treason or whatever other laws they broke.  All these people who set sail to purposely defy the law and support terrorists should be considered terrorists themselves.  These people fought Israeli forces with knives, and beat Israeli soldiers with clubs, injuring several IDF soldiers.  According to updated news reports, the Israeli soldiers also faced LIVE FIRE and weapons were found being carried on board the ship.

These terrorists and terrorist supporters defied, purposely defied, with hatred and low class cussing, orders from the Israeli government and Navy.  When ordered by the Israel navy to leave the area and set sail to an Israeli port just north of Gaza, where their gifts [sic] to the terrorists would be delivered to Gaza if it met Israeli security measures, were replied with a 'negative, negative' and a "F-You!" Literally!  I have the audio and am trying to get it up on this blog.  In the meantime, watch this video of the LIVE warning the Israeli navy gave to the terrorists, and hear the flotilla leaders reply that they will not listen to the warning, replying, 'negative, negative'.

Text:

Israel Navy: "Mavi Marmara, you are approaching an area of hostilities which is under a naval blockade. The Gaza area coastal region and Gaza harbor are closed to all maritime traffic. The Israeli government supports delivery of humanitarian supplies to the civilian population in the Gaza Strip and invites you to enter the Ashdod port. Delivery of supplies in accordance with the authorities' regulations will be through the formal land crossings and under your observation, after which you can return to your home ports on the vessels on which you have arrived." (taken from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs site)

The audio which I have, but have not been able to upload so far for this blog, states the following:

"This is the Israeli Navy. You are approaching the area of hostilities which is under a naval blockade The Gaza area is a combat zone.  By entering this zone, you are putting your vessel at risk. You are hereby ORDERED to change your course and refrain from entering the area.  If you ignore this order, in attempt to enter the  blockaded  area, the Israel navy will be FORCED to take all the necessary measures, including boarding your vessel in order to enforce this blockade.  Captain be aware that you are violating a legal naval blockade and that the organizers and captain of this sail (?) will be held responsible." 

Later the news reporter plays the audio of the reaction from the 'peace' vessel to the Israeli navy: "F- You", they replied. 

(Hear the audio (a mix of Hebrew AND English) directly from Israel Broadcasting Authourity 'IBA' news.  Click HERE and move the slider up to 7min10 sec and listen until 8 min 30sec.)

Afterwards, the invading vessel played Palestinian war songs!

In the meantime, these 'humanitarians' have caused the spread of violence with igniting riots in Turkey in front of the Israeli embassy, with an attempt to storm it.  Hamas leaders in Gaza are calling on Arabs to riot inside and outside Israel.

Israel secures these shores from the Oslo Agreements.  It was agreed upon and signed between the parties involved.  The Israeli government needs to send a strong message to the world and it's terrorist supporters, that intruding on Israel's sovereignty and/or hurting her security, will be stopped, and all participants will suffer the consequences.  This is an act of war against Israel.  The terrorists and their supporters on board these ships must be arrested, tried in court, and the Israeli navy should sink those vessels!  Those who sent their ships on this criminal and war-like act should pay a heavy financial price for their disgraceful participation in this terror supporting crime. 

Israel, should sink those ships.