You know it's Sukkot in Jerusalem because...



1. You can't get on a bus without being poked in the rear a dozen times with someone's stray lulav.



2. The sweet smell of etrogim in Jerusalem's Machane Yehuda (Yehuda Market) is overpowering. Huge crowds descend on the alleyway just outside the market to vie for the best lulav and etrog.



3. An enterprising bookstore is offering "Machzor rentals" for tourists who inadvertently left their holiday prayer books at home.



4. You've never seen such gaudy sukkah decorations in your life -- unless you've been to Woolworth's on Christmas eve. Kiosks manned by bearded Haredim in Meah Shearim are selling gold, green and red tinsel hangings.



5. Huge piles of s'chach (palm fronds for the roof of the sukkah) cover major city squares, and citizens are invited to take as much as they need for free.



6. Hotels report almost 100 percent occupancy, as Israelis join foreign tourists in celebrating the week-long holiday.



7. Sukkot of every size and description can be seen on balconies, rooftops and in courtyards. Every kosher restaurant in town has one and boasts bigger and better holiday specials to entice customers.



8. Since the entire week of Sukkot is a national holiday, you'll have a tough time deciding which festival/event to take part in. There's the New Age Bereishit Festival on the Kinneret; the Hillulim Wine Fest, and Bach Under The Stars in Binyamina, to name just a few.



9. Touring the country is another favorite Sukkot activity and every political group is promoting trips to "See For Yourself". Hevron is a perennial favorite for Chol Hamoed (intermediate festival days), but this year, organized tours of threatened communities in Gush Katif and the northern Shomron are expecting hundreds of participants.



The IDF Rabbinate and the Israel Center will host busloads of visitors to join soldiers in the sukkot at army bases.



10. Not to be left out are those Christian friends of Israel. The International Christian Embassy is bringing 4,000 members from 80 nations to attend the annual Feast of Tabernacles celebration.



Prime Minister Sharon will address the gathering, which includes evangelical Christian leader Pat Robertson. The Christian contingent will take part in the Jerusalem March, another annual Sukkot event, dressed in costumes of their countries of origin.



Organizers claim that the event will pump $10 million into the local economy, taking up 15,000 hotel room nights during their stay.



11. Another prominent group of tourists set to arrive are refugees from the young frum singles scene who migrate to Jerusalem from the Upper West Side for Sukkot. Discreet meetings of earnest, well-scrubbed, modestly dressed twenty-somethings take place in all the major hotel lobbies.



May we all experience the true joy of Sukkot and merit to see the rebuilding of the Beit Hamikdash.