The Bulgarian Plan

If he can do it so can I. In order to provide myself with a measure of credibility, I created Israel?s newest political party, Sheretz. As the party head, and sole member, I have the authority, and have succeeded, to negotiate a binding Peace Treaty with Abu Shlep and Abu Mieskeit, with the help of the Bulgarian secretariat.

Prof. Shmuel Neumann,

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If Yossi Beilin can do it, so can I.

Yossi Beilin got away with violating Israeli law by meeting with an enemy terrorist organization. He got away with making an agreement with Abu Mazem, which Clinton almost succeeded in forcing Ehud Barak to rubber stamp. Now, again as a private individual, he tramps off to Geneva and makes more concessions to cement the new Peace Agreement, an Olso rehash.

If he can do it so can I. In order to provide myself with a measure of credibility, I created Israel?s newest political party, Sheretz. As the party head, and sole member, I have the authority, and have succeeded, to negotiate a binding Peace Treaty with Abu Shlep and Abu Mieskeit, with the help of the Bulgarian secretariat.

The Plan includes:

Resolution of Land Disputes: A full 98% of the land of Israel will be restored to the Jews. As such, the West Bank, Gaza and Jordan will be annexed to Israel and the Arab population deported to their country of origin. The Arabs of Gaza will be deported to Egypt. Adopting the clever idea of human shields from Peace Now, Amnesty International and B?tzelem, the rest will inhabit a strip of land at the Jordan-Syria and Jordan-Iraq border. They will act as human shields against attack. With the next terrorist attack, Israel will annex all land between the Euphrates and the Nile in accordance with Biblical prophecies.

Refugees: Jewish refugees from Europe will waive their right to reclaim the lands, houses and valuables confiscated before and during World War II. To compensate the Jewish refugees, the European Union will build six million houses to house the refugees and their descendants. Middle East countries will compensate the million Jews that had to evacuate their countries with just the shirts on their back. They will build another three million houses in Israel to house the second-generation Jewish refugees that had to flee Arab countries.

Religious Sites: Israel will accept Islam?s prohibition of Jews visiting and praying in a minyan in Mecca. The Arab Union agrees that Arabs will be barred from the Temple Mount, the Tombs of the Patriarchs and all other holy places in Israel.

Citizenship: Citizenship will be restricted to those eligible to serve in the Israeli armed forces. Non-citizens may remain on a temporary resident visa, but must leave after the six-month term. Visa violations will be as strictly enforced as they are in the United States. Non-citizens certainly will not receive child welfare checks, free education, free healthcare and subsidized higher education. Furthermore, non-citizens will not be permitted to own property and must deed it to the Jewish state or sell it to private Israeli citizens.

Farms and Homesteads: Each Jewish family may claim their portion of the holy land. They will receive their proportionate share of acreage provided they consent to actively farm it in accordance with Jewish law. This land cannot be sold.

Aliya : As the Arabs do not want the return of three million Jews into Arab countries, the Arab countries agree to absorb three million Moslem refugees. The Arab Union will pay all costs for the emigration of Moslems from Israel. The Arab Union accepts that Jews will exclusively occupy Israel. To make sure that the three million Jewish refugees do not return, the Arab Union will pay for a publicity campaign to encourage Jews worldwide to have a second home: their first in Israel, and their second wherever they now live.

The Bulgarian Plan has been endorsed by a host of Bible Belt organizations and has the support of all those who believe that Israel is no coincidence, but the greatest miracle of the Twentieth Century and that it heralds the End of Days. If the initial prophesies are coming true, it is likely that the subsequent ones will soon unfold, despite the machinations of the anti-religious post-Zionists and their partners, who appreciate this opportunity to ventilate their anti-Semitism.

As this Peace Treaty has been signed, ratified - and we even smoked a Peace pipe over it - it must be immediately enforced.





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