An innocent Tel Aviv systems analyst discovered yesterday that people decided he is a terrorist sought by the GSS and the police.
Zizou Abu Elhou is used to receiving threats as he is an Arab and a declared homosexual, but the message he purportedly received from the GSS stated that he is a 'wanted dangerous terrorist who should be apprehended immediately as he plans to kill Jews.' The stunned Elhou decided not to go to work until things calm down.