Knives out for Nikki’s replacement
Knives out for Nikki’s replacement

The first question – who will Trump choose to replace the irreplaceable Nikki Haley as US ambassador to the UN?

Next question – man or woman? The betting is that Nikki Haley, so powerful a presence over there, has already established it as a Woman’s Seat.

Besides, women are much safer these days. Nobody likes men anymore.

So it will be a woman?

But wait a second. Even that’s not so easy. Just the other day, Mayor Bill de Blasio signed legislation that added a third gender to New York City Birth Certificates.

Same goes elsewhere across the country where Democrats rule.

This third gender is to be known as X, and to tell the truth, this is a relief. We’re reading that, as of today, altogether there are 116 different genders.  

That’s the learning we get from university professors who have too much time on their hands.

According to them, you can change genders as quickly as you can change socks. Just say the word and X marks your spot.

But let’s be serious for a minute and pretend that when it comes to sex, there are only the two of us. Sorry to be so old-fashioned. But I’m romantic that way.

So this woman that Trump chooses will have to be approved by the United States Senate and all I can say about that is Oy Vey, not that all over again. Please!

This country cannot take another Kavanaugh ordeal, and if you say that savaging an individual applies only to men as targets, I say you don’t know the Democrats.

They are not done with us yet. They have barely begun. Inquisitions last for years – the Spanish, the French, and now the American, courtesy of Democrats like…well…

Like Maxine Waters, Cory Booker and now ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for the unsinkable Hillary Clinton.

Before we get to her, Miss Runner-Up, I need to say that I can go on for pages about their tactics to cut the baby in half if they can’t have all of it, and we can talk for hours about their Brown Shirt methods to disrupt our lives at home and away -- but nothing points to the bad smell as directly as this tweet from a writer for the Stephen Colbert Show, as follows:

“Whatever happens, I’m just glad we ruined Brett Kavanaugh’s life.”

Now we know where Colbert and Fallon and Kimmel get their jokes to keep Liberals laughing and jumping on cars.

Expect Dems Kavanaugh treatment for Trump’s choice to replace Nikki.
We talked about this in an earlier column – will Kavanaugh ever laugh again? Will his wife ever smile again?

We talked about this in the cult-classic noir novel “Slot Attendant” wherein a loving couple, unrelated to politics, are under stress to keep it together against a pitiless world.

Of our lives in general, I think we have all had a taste of that bitterness when the answer is always no whichever way we turn.

But returning to politics, that’s the point among these Democrats, to suck the joy and daylight out of our lives.

To do that they will scrutinize down to the pits anyone Trump appoints to anything…until there is nothing left but another ruined life, regardless of gender.  

Ruining all of us one at a time is the plan, and Hillary just let it out of the bag.

As to that, I can’t say it any better than Michael Goodwin just did here in the New York Post, how, according to Hillary, there will never be calm until she and her Party win full power.

They won’t settle for less, and if this was supposed to be a humor column, they’ve taken that away from us, too.

New York-based bestselling American novelist Jack Engelhard writes regularly for Arutz Sheva.

He is the author of the international book-to-movie bestseller “Indecent Proposal” and most recently the classic noir novel “Slot Attendant,” plus the two inside journalism thrillers “The Bathsheba Deadline” and “News Anchor Sweetheart, Hollywood Edition.” Engelhard is the recipient of the Ben Hecht Award for Literary Excellence. Website: