TRUMP TWEET
On my last visit to Tel Aviv…beautiful city Tel Aviv… love it! I was walking around admiring the architecture and what do I see, the U.S. Embassy! The U.S. Embassy in Tel Aviv, I couldn’t believe my eyes! I WANT TO KNOW WHO’S THE MORON THAT PUT THE U.S. EMBASSY IN TEL AVIV?! NO KNOWLEDGE OF WORLD CAPITALS! SOOOOOOOOOO EMBARRASSING!!!
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QATAR TWEET
Salam my brothers in the GCC! Qatar, as you know, was recently re-elected to serve on the United Nations Human Rights Council. Qatar vows to protect all your human rights, as soon as the blockade is lifted.
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BREXIT TWEET
This morning, a school of dead fish were discovered washed up on the shores of Dover. The autopsy confirmed the fish died after having swallowed BREXIT. “Israel’s Mossad to blame,” said the BBC.
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FATAH TWEET
Fatah is excited to launch their new fragrance, ROXS, in honor of their president and just in time for the holiday season. ROXS. MADE IN RAMALLAH USING FOREIGN COMPONENTS. LIMITED EDITION.
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