ERASER TALK
Hamas: "We’re going to erase Israel from the map...”
BREAKING NEWS: Today, Israel intercepted a large shipment of erasers headed for Gaza.
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SPAIN / CATALONIA TALKS
Catalonia: “You don’t love me Spain, I’m leaving you…”
Spain: "You’re dead to me Catalonia! I’m taking away your paella, arresting your chefs, and destroying your kitchen!”
Catalonia: “Why can’t we have two-kitchens living side by side, in peace and security…por que??”
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UNESCO / ISRAEL TALKS
Israel: “You don’t love me UNESCO, I’m leaving you ...”
UNESCO: “Please don’t go Israel, we’ll give you the Temple Mount back."
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AIRPORT TALK
BEN GURION AIRPORT – W E L C O M E TO I S R A E L !
ATTENTION PASSENGERS:
Should you wish to go to Palestine, please note:
Your flight departed with the British Empire, GATE # 1948
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