World Jewry v. Islam: Reparations

?Ladies and Gentlemen. This honorable court is about to pass judgment on two of the most interesting cases ever brought. The two are tied to each other, but only one can be right. Both cases are of immense importance. The rendering of a final decision will proclaim the bigotry of one party to the lawsuits and the innocence of the other. Let me proceed."

Isaac Kohn,

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[Note: Based on a commentary-expose by Mr. William P. Welty, based on a report by MEMRI (Middle East Media Research Institute). The author of the commentary-expose is a patriotic American dedicated both to exposing Islam's treachery and to the defense of Israel and world Jewry. Both MEMRI and Mr. Welty's commentary investigate Islam's preposterous plans to sue world Jewry for the alleged theft of Ancient Egypt's treasures.]

The Hague: World Court , Appellate Division of Monetary Compensation , Dispensation, Reimbursement, Reparations and Indemnification.

?Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Silence in the court ! His Honor, Judge Jurgen Tubenhagger, presiding. On the agenda for deliberation and decision, are :

Judge: ?Case # 1: Islam vs. World Jewry: Reparations. Plaintiff - Ancient Egypt. Defendant: Worldwide Jewry. Case # 2 : World Jewry vs. Islam: Reparations. Plaintiff - World Jewry. Defendant: Islam.?

?The court has heard the arguments presented by Dr. Hilmi, as counsel for the plaintiff.
Counsel for the defense, please proceed in your final summary.?

Defense: ?Thank you, your honor.

?Ladies and Gentlemen. This honorable court is about to pass judgment on two of the most interesting cases ever brought. The two are tied to each other, but only one can be right. Both cases are of immense importance. The rendering of a final decision will proclaim the bigotry of one party to the lawsuits and the innocence of the other. Let me proceed.

?Approximately seven years ago, a case was presented to the World Court in the Hague, wherein Dr. Nabil Hilmi, dean of the Faculty of Law at the University of al-Zaqaziq, together with a group of Egyptian expatriates in Switzerland, purporting to represent the vanished people of ancient Egypt, sued world Jewry. The suit demanded the restitution of trillions of dollars (in today's monetary value) for all the silver, gold, jewelry, clothing, utensils and other treasures taken by the Jews as they left Egypt, 5758 years ago, by Dr. Hilmi's calculations. The suit alleged that the Jews perpetrated a theft of an immense amount of treasure and reimbursement was demanded: trillions of dollars in today's monetary value, coupled with current value of those treasures, and multiplied by the years in question. The demand was that the offspring of those ancient Jews make restitution to the Egyptians? descendants. Based on allegedly precise facts and information meticulously gathered together, it makes for a strong case. Although, much of the data seems scripted for a fantasy movie, such as ??the neighbor knocking on Pharaoh's door in order to complain?.? Especially poignant is the fact that Dr. Hilmi quotes passages from the Jewish Torah in order to prove and justify the lawsuit brought here for judgment. Parenthetically, it is interesting how one denies the truth of the Torah, yet, when necessary, uses its teaching to advance evil intentions. In a few minutes, His Honor will pass judgment.

?Two weeks following the presentation of the lawsuit against world Jewry, another case was brought forth. Should the second prove stronger, the first will be evacuated and disposed of. The court has attempted to dismiss the first, but world Jewry requested that the suit continue on its course as we intend to expose Islam's ongoing, never-ending hate and incitement, which blinded Dr. Hilmi and his cohorts into pursuing a useless suit and wasting the court's time and resources. In repudiating the asinine and worthless comedy presented by his case, I will proceed here to detail the counter lawsuit brought by world Jewry against world Islam. As Dr. Hilmi has done, I too am taking the facts and figures from the Jewish Torah. Let's proceed.

?Ladies and Gentlemen. You have in front of you a manila folder; please follow the lines as I read from my file.

??World Jewry is hereby demanding compensation for 430 years of slave labor under Egypt's Pharaohs. The precise details are as follows:

??Based on the Torah, prior to leaving Egypt, the Jews numbered approximately 15,000,000 people; Therefore:

??1) 430 years multiplied by 365 days = 156,950 days.

??2) 143 days to be added for leap years. Total = 157, 093

??3) Estimated Jewish able-bodied, male population of 20- to 60-year-olds at the time: 3,000,000 - forced into slave work at all sorts of jobs. Each job must have it's own compensative (salary) worth. Therefore, a thorough calculation of each job has to be made in order to arrive at a 'fair' compensation formula.

??4) The total compensation (on an 8 hour-a-day basis); 157,093 multiplied by 3,000,000.

??5) Over time compensation: regular 8-hour shifts, everything beyond that is considered ?overtime?. As such, depending on the job or task performed, compensation must follow the law of ?time-and-a-half? on certain jobs and ?double-time? or more on others.

??6) Multiply the accrued compensation (regular and overtime) by 430 years.

??7) Accrued, compounded, fair and average interest on the accumulated wages.

??8) Men above 60, women, boys under 20, girls etc. (i.e., still able to work): 157,093 X 11,000,000.

??9) Fair compensation for them should be calculated on equal basis and based on all of the above points and factors.

??10) Workmen's compensation was not paid. Neither was Social Security, health and dental insurance, IRA, pension, profit-sharing, Keogh, vacation, maternity leave, national and personal holidays, etc: 430 years X 14,000,000 workers.

??11) Penalties imposed on premium not paid and interest accrued and compounded , all based on above points.

??12) Compensation to be paid for hazardous materials in the work place, second hand smoke, brick dust, etc.

??13) The gross total of the above calculations are to be multiplied by 5758 years (based on Dr. Hilmi's suit), plus the number of years from the time his lawsuit was presented to this very day of final determination.

??14) Compensation is to be determined for slave-labor related hazards: beatings, whipping, clubbing and death.

??15) World Jewry also demands compensation and restitution for the lives of all those children (estimated to be in the tens of thousands) who Pharaoh ordered thrown into the river and the children used as brick and cement in shoring up the walls. World Jewry demands just compensation and redress for the thousands of children the leprosy-inflicted, cure-seeking Pharaoh slaughtered in order to bathe in their blood.

?Ladies and Gentlemen: Based on the facts in front of you, I believe that Egypt will have to compensate world Jewry, and the counter-suit will force Egypt to declare bankruptcy and insolvency.

?Following the rendering of the decision, World Jewry has prepared the filing of other suits of which the World Court of the Hague is aware. The following are the lawsuits being brought:

?World Jewry vs. Spain. Expulsion, banishment, torture, theft and destruction of property.

?World Jewry vs. Portugal. Expulsion, banishment, torture, theft and destruction of property.

?World Jewry vs. England. Expulsion, banishment, torture, theft and destruction of property.

?World Jewry vs. France. Expulsion, banishment, torture, theft and destruction of property.

?World Jewry vs. Greece, Iraq (Babylon), Rome. Destruction of two Temples, pillage, looting, expulsion, theft of Temple treasures, wealth, etc.

?World Jewry vs. Austria, Belgium, Switzerland, Germany. Expulsion, theft and destruction of property.

?World Jewry vs. Russia, Latvia, Ukraine, Romania, Hungary. Expulsion, theft and destruction of property.

?World Jewry vs. the Vatican. Suing for the return of temple tools, artifacts and treasures. Compensation for wealth stolen, villages and towns destroyed, property looted by the Crusades under the leadership and direct orders of many Popes.

?World Jewry vs. Syria, Lebanon, Sudan, Algeria and the current State of Egypt. Pogroms, theft of property. Confiscation of Jewish properties of expelled Jews since 1948.

?Honorable Judge Tubbenhagger, Ladies and Gentlemen: In concluding, let me leave you with the following historical facts: The ancient Egyptians are long gone; over the ensuing thousands of years, their civilization was totally wiped out, obliterated. For anyone to suggest that he is a descendant of those Egyptians is beyond insane. The people currently inhabiting Egypt are Arab nomadic interlopers who swept across the African continent in the early centuries of our common era, conquered the existing civilizations and settled in what is currently known as Egypt. No scientist, no anthropologist or researcher will be found who will state that Egyptians today are offspring of those of the past. Not so with the Jews. Even the rabid hate-monger, Dr. Hilmi, will vouch to the authenticity of present day Jews as direct descendants of those ancient Hebrews. That fact alone declares Dr. Hilmi's lawsuit as preposterous and fraudulent. The obvious motive in his lawsuit is to portray World Jewry as the ever-present thief and Shylock. Fortunately, his scheme is transparent. I rest my case.

?Dr. Hilmi: Ancient Egypt suffered the Ten Plagues. Are you ready for more? By the way, in an interview regarding your lawsuit, you suggested that the 'reparation' you intended to secure from world Jewry, can be paid over the next 1000 years. We, world Jewry, will not be so generous: we don't trust Islam. After all, as the ancient Egyptians disappeared forever, so will Islam. As such, being the perennial business people, we can not extend you any credit.

?A certified check, only, will be acceptable.?





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