Since it has become the trend for academic institutions from across the world to breed monsters that cheer for Hamas and relentlessly call for Israel's demise, the following text is volunteered as a draft for an Official Anti-Semite Certificate they could award their graduates.
OFFICIAL ANTI-SEMITE CERTIFICATE
The present document acknowledges that the bearer has successfully met the basic requirements listed below and is therefore being awarded the distinguished title of 'Anti-Semite'.
ANTI-ISRAEL. The bearer has relentlessly used misleading terms such as 'Occupation' and 'Judaization' to describe Israel's legitimate activities, and also made scandalous historical parallels – "Genocide! Ethnic Cleansing! State Terrorism! Apartheid! War crimes! Fascism! Nazism! Crimes against Humanity!" – deceitful expressions employed to falsely portray Israel's right to self-defense – and thus defame the exemplary ethical behavior of its army. He further uses a perverse vocabulary, qualifying Israel's real estate growth as 'colonization', and the visionary entrepreneurs as 'invading settlers'. And to crown it all, he encourages demonic terrorism under the immoral labeling of 'resistance'.
ANTI-JEW. The bearer repeatedly stated that Jews constitute a menace for mankind and a social nuisance; that they are behind every conflict in the world, may they be wars, ethnic confrontations, social unrest, family feuds, conjugal crises and missing socks in the laundry basket. The bearer has constantly denied the Jews' right to their homeland, insisting that they shouldn't be allowed to live in peace – anywhere – as any other free citizen on this planet does.
ANTI-ZIONISM. The bearer has persistently decried 'Zionist conspiracy' theories aimed at world domination, stating that "Jews control the world, the news media and the banks" and, while we are at it, the weather.
ANTI-JUDAISM. The bearer has stipulated that Jews' relationship with God is invalidated – even though the Bible clearly states otherwise.
ACTIVISM. The bearer has enthusiastically participated in public gatherings demanding the liberation of non-existent 'Palestine' whose sole aim is having Israel being evicted from her territory so that it be occupied once again by intolerant racists who will instead establish an undemocratic State. In addition, the bearer has profusely utilized Israel's deadly foes' narrative – under the guise of 'human rights' and 'justice' – while being fully aware that these same foes don't even care one moment for the welfare of their own people - or his.
NOSTALGIA. The bearer is inevitably nostalgic when recalling the 'good old days' of WWII, stating that Hitler was misunderstood, that his motives were noble and that he was only 'cleaning up' the neighborhood of the 'undesirables' but had 'unfortunately' not been able to finish the 'job'.
By vilifying Jews through the propagation of age-old myths, clichés and baseless statements, as well as participating in accusatory counterproductive activities, not only does the bearer indulge in outright immoral lies but ensures thereby that archaic superstitious mentality and REAL INJUSTICES are perpetuated throughout the ages.
He thus constitutes an important link in the chain of imposture and becomes the proud heir of the tradition of pogroms, inquisitions, crusades and nazism. He is therefore suited to be a worthy supporter of mad historical – and hysterical – predators who come after one another to build their castles on the ruins of their victims.
Bravo! The bearer has thus become a valuable pawn in the hands of darkness.
Marc 'Edge' Doyon is with Légende Communication, Quebec, Canada, where he is a computer graphic artist specializing in visual communication.