Syria Just wanted a Little Nukkie

(Israelnationalnews.com)

 

Statement by Israeli Professors for Human Rights and Justice:

 

We, the progressive professors for peace and human rights and justice, hereby condemn the barbaric Israeli attempt at preventing Syria from producing nuclear weapons of mass destruction. How dare those Olmert Likudniks violate Syrian sovereign air space and destroy the North Korean nuclear facilities Syria was developing for peaceful uses. After all, Israel has nukes so why should not Syria under Asad get them also? Fair is fair!  It is not like he was really going to use them on the Jews or anything.

 

All lovers of peace must support the right of Syria and Iran to build nuclear facilities and accumulate lots of plutonium. It is the only way to deter Israeli aggression and prevent Jews from acting aggressively. It is nothing more than containment of Israeli colonialism and protest against settlement construction.

 

The Jews should defuse the situation by agreeing to live inside a peaceful unified Middle East, one in which they would have nothing to fear from Syrian nuclear weapons. Some might even be allowed to visit al-Quds after the One-State Solution is imposed. As for those American imperialists, we make no promises. As long as America is no more than a puppet of the Israel Lobby, occupying Iraq on behalf of Zionism, and controlled by Jewish neoconservatives, it remains unsafe from the weapons being developed by the oppressed masses of the progressive world.

 

That being the case, we demand that Israel immediately accept the suggestion already being made by Shimon Peres and Yossi Beilin, namely, that Israel compensate Syria at once for the senseless attack by its air force and give it replacement nuclear facilities. Once that is done, we have no doubt that Syria will open peace talks with the Zionist entity.

All we are saying is Give Peace and Asad a Chance!