Middle East Translator

(Israelnationalnews.com) We propose installing an automatic online Middle East translator chip on your machines to help you read the mainstream media news.

Here are some examples of how it would work:

Israeli Racism - Translation: When Israel builds a fence or barriers to keep suicide bombers and other terrorists from murdering Jewish children and civilians

Fighting against Racism - Translation: When Palestinians randomly murder hundreds of Jewish civilians

Crimes against Humanity  - Translation: Defending the Lives of Jews

"Zionist Racism" - Translation: Any attempt at Preventing Arabs from murdering Jewish children

Unilateral Action -  Israel deciding unilaterally to protect Jewish children from being murdered, without getting approval from the UN 

Illegal Settlement - Translation: Anywhere Jews live

Obstacle to Peace - Translation: Israel defending its children

Terrorists - Translation: People who kill Americans in Pakistan

Militants and Activists - Translation: People who murder Jews

Anti-Racism - Translation: Ethnic cleansing of Jews from the Middle East

Patriotism - Translation: Israeli Leftists fomenting mutiny in the Israeli army

Peace Seeking - Translation: Israeli Leftists urging people around the world to embargo and boycott Israel and Jews

Moderation - Translation: Agreeing with Arab extremists and fascists

Free Speech - Translation: Protecting the Right of Azmi Bishara to demand openly that Israel be destroyed and all the Jews murdered while denying free speech to rightwing dissidents

Criminal Incitement - Translation: Any sentence with which Israel’s Extreme Left disagrees

Equality - Translation: Exempting Arabs from Israeli military conscription or national service