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AddReply(259799,"Olmert doesn\'t need running","les","Ayr","12/24/07","gear or joggers when snuggled in his bomb/rocket shelter he proposes to be in, [built by Jewish taxpayers money]  or maybe Olmert isn\'t a Jew and don\'t need to run?  Hmmmm I can believe that!");
AddReply(257826,"This article accurately depicts our criminal governing coalition.","Chaim","","12/17/07","Satire normally contains a kernel of truth, but it is grossly exaggerated to make a point. \"Run Jew Run\" is not exaggerated in the least. It is an accurate description of the Olmert Coalitions\' \"defense plan\" for Sderot. As one poster put it, the only thing unrealistic is that Olmert would never appear in public wearing running gear. This is what may be expected from a government where the two top officials are an almost certain criminal (Olmert) and a convicted sex offender (Ramon). We are governed by politicall priviledged criminals. The big question is: why do we tolerate it?");
AddReply(257743,"To Nick, Comment No. 3","Joan","Kansas, USA","12/17/07","The article was good, but Nick, your comment was even better.  After reading it, I had to laugh out loud.  Now that was satire!   Kudos to Nick.\n\n\n");
AddReply(257522,"That sure was a satirical piece!!!","MED","USA","12/16/07","Israel’s Ehud-Duo (Olmert & Barak) have made Israeli’s into sitting ducks.  \n\nThe cheapest solution would be to record an early warning siren that quacks: “Duck, Israelis, duck!”  You don’t require real-time implementation for this.  Just become sitting ducks!\n\nThat would save those 4 million shekels to be taken out of the defense budget.  No building fitness gyms and none of those torture machines.  No having gym trainers at every street corner, either.  \n\nWhat about the old and handicapped?  They can duck under their wheel-chairs.  \nWhat about the infants in prams...just invert the prams and let the sit under it with the Four Mother Movement folks protecting them.  \n\nCalculated risk?  Yes, for sure!  At least you’ll only require a pocket calculator to count the dead and injured.  Easier still, to calculate only the living.\n\n“Quack, quack” from the quacks in the Knesset, will sure put a smiley face on CNN’s around the clock news by Mr. Nonsense.\n\nThis will make me have to duck not only from Hamas\' Kassams by also from the Yassam police, if ever I happen to visit Israel.");
AddReply(257217,"brilliant!","Robert","usa","12/15/07","Sarcastic humor is a gift. sarcasitic humor that parallels real life is sad.");
AddReply(257038,"Ya know","Ellen","NYC","12/14/07","Ya know, Olmert made some good points, there.  I had thought he was a conniving self-hating self-hater, but now I see he was wrong");
AddReply(256977,"Misleading title.","Nick L. Islam","Kfar Tapuach","12/14/07","When the title says \"Satire\", the reader expects to find satire, not actual government policy.\n\nSorry, I just re-read this. Now I understand that it really is satire: Ehud Olmert would never be seen in public sporting a Reebok sweat suit.");
AddReply(256974,"10 second sprint","Batya","eye of storm","12/14/07","Not even the speediest Olmert sprint can make it out in time.  That\'s why these are better suggestions:\nhttp://www.israelnationalnews.com/Blogs/Message.aspx/2464");
AddReply(256971,"Run Jew Run","Zahava","Brooklyn","12/14/07","Excellent Write Up.... you hit the nail on the head.");

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