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AddReply(159999,"Jews Give Up Control of World","Dr. Wolf","Houston","05/09/04","Bowing to intense pressure from Mel Gibson\'s father, Jews announced today that they would no longer control the world.  \n\nIn a press release, Jews stated, \"Although we have thoroughly enjoyed the challenges of world domination for the last 300 years, we feel it\'s time for gentiles to take control of their own affairs.  We plan to spend more time with our families and pursue other interests.\"\n\nHutton Gibson stated he was pleased with the announcement, but expressed concern he was losing a scapegoat for all of his problems.  He said he would be launching a search for a new minority group to demonize.\n\nMany Jews expressed relief that they could give up burdensome responsibilities.  Retired accountant Jerry Friedman, who controls all media in Montana, said, \"I would just as well let the citizens of Montana manage their own TV and newspapers.  Don\'t get me wrong, Montana is a fine state.  But it gets awfully cold, and there\'s nowhere to get a good bagel.\"\n\nAttorney Allen Franks said he\'s glad he no longer has to manage Bulgarian monetary policy.  \"It was getting to be quite a hassle,\" he said.  \"I already have a full time job and can\'t even balance my own checkbook, let alone control the finances of an entire nation.\"\n\nHomemaker Judith Levine said she would \"...miss the hustle and bustle of setting the international price for magnesium every day.  But my son is about to become Bar Mitzvah, and oy!  Such a party we\'re gonna have, you wouldn\'t believe!\"\n\nHollywood producer Sidney Greenbaum was pessimistic about the announcement.  \"Do you really think goyim know how to make movies?\" he asked.  \"They\'ll all end up being high budget, technicolor snuff flicks if you leave things up to Mel and his kind.\"\n\nComedy experts expressed concern that the business would suffer if Jews suddenly withdrew.  According to one insider, \"Take away all the Jewish comics and writers, and all you have left is Carrot Top.  That\'s not a world I want to live in.\n");
AddReply(159998,"23 to 1......and counting.........","Stuart Teich","Gaithersburg","05/09/04","Maam, the UN, what can you expect?  The Arabs are by every possible measure a single people (language, religion, culture, ethnicity, the Arab League...) on a contiguous land mass, and yet they have two dozen votes in the UN, along with numerous nonArab Moslem countries (I notice Turkey didn\'t demur)which automatically vote for anything antiIsrael.  Might as well be surprised that Jack Straw, Bevin\'s illegitimate spawn, is a committed Arabist.  How many countries and kings did the British create to try to keep princelings from the newly \"Saudi\" Arabia quiet while BP pumped their oil?  Iraq, Jordan, besides Arabia itself.  Add in the French and Russians (Oil for Food, my ), and what\'s left?  Micronesia?");
AddReply(159997,"You WON\'T Teach?","Mark Walker","Chesapeake, Virginia USA","05/07/04","One less good teacher means more opportunities for the bad ones.\nThe situation in Israel could be equally dreadful.  According a news article from Arutz-Sheva, many Jews there are woefully ignorant of their history and religion.  Ignorance of important culture and history can be devastating to the US, but far more chilling for Israel.\nWhy not take the plunge, and set the students AND faculty right--either here or there? And leave the teaspoon at home.  Get a bucket.");
AddReply(159996,"ב\"ה b\"H inyan: cursed bread","Esther Sarah Evans","Yerushalayim","05/07/04","b\"H\n\nStuart Teich is right too; but I particularly endorse his suggestion that many comfortable people should read your article. For me, this is also symbolized by bread - some excellent bread, German bread with Kashrut no less, you know the heavy pumpernickel Schwartzbrot ? Both at the university and yesterday in Ramat Eshkol I was eyeing that bread and really wishing for it, for I know from old times how that tastes, and I appreciate the fibre of it. In North America the only Kosher source of this type of bread was a bakery in Chicago, that used to ship to Toronto also. However, I know that bread very well from its origin. I cannot make myself eat it any more than I could make my tongue speak German one time, when I got a particular voice at the other end of the line. I longed for that bread yesterday, but knew it was poisoned by everything that went with it; I read the news about the UN vote this morning, and I knew 100% how right, how dreadfully right I was, for the biggest influence on that vote is the one behind the Eurodollar - the one with the dough and who is using it do accomplish what Hitler did not finish off. It appears more subtle, more \"socially acceptable\", but that is what it is - \"cursed bread\" - anything that comes from there. - Our cause is of course not helped by the so-called anti-zionists amongst us, but that is another story; at least they do not want us murdered.");
AddReply(159995,"Surprised by your surprise","Stuart Teich","Gaithersburg, MD","05/07/04","Sir, academic antisemitism is not new.\n\nPaul Treichke, I hope I remembered the gentleman\'s name correctly, was an eminent late 19th, early 20th century historian in Germany, land of civilisation.  He was the fellow who railed against the inexhaustable cradle of Poland overwhelming Germany with Jews.  There were plenty of people with university degrees among the SS, and the Russian intelligentsia has been virulently antisemitic for as long as it has existed.  Shall I mention Dreyfuss affair?\n\nYour perception is keen, but if you\'ve only just noticed that hatred is not exclusively a disease of the uneducated, it is a proof of the old physics axiom that you can only find what you look for.  Can\'t find waves if you look for particles.  Can\'t find ignorant yahoos if you assume that everyone in a university reads John Donne.....and UNDERSTANDS him.  \n\nI hope a lot of comfortable people read your articles.");

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