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      Yishai and Malkah Fleisher are Zionists, activists and turned-on Jews. They met at Cardozo Law School in Manhattan as students, got engaged, and flew to Israel to get married in Hebron.

      Malkah is originally from Sherman, Texas and is a graduate of George Washington University with a degree in Political Communication. She hosts a variety of shows at Arutz Sheva's Israel National Radio, including the Eishet Chayil Show

      Yishai is an internationally recognized lecturer, show host, and columnist and has been featured on CNN, Al Jazeera, the BBC, and other international and Jewish media. Yishai was an IDF paratrooper and studied Poli-Sci at Yeshiva University. Yishai co-founded Kumah, a grassroots organization dedicated to encouraging American Aliyah. His writing and Zionist efforts landed him a job at Arutz Sheva's Israel National Radio. Today he hosts the "Yishai and Friends" show and is the Director of Programming of the station.

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      Nisan 8, 5770, 3/23/2010

      Covert Ops

      I wanted to debrief all you good people about a mission I am on.  Although it is still pending, it has been declassified, and so now I can share it all with you.  It is called Operation Shock and Awesome, a secret mission I volunteered for, with the subversive goal of altering the cultural makeup of Israeli society.

      I know, I know – you didn’t know I was doing covert ops.  But you can do it too, if you’re interested.  Here’s what the assignment is all about, if you choose to accept it.

      Operation Shock and Awesome is a smiling and friendliness offensive.  Newcomers to this concept may still be feeling all puckery and cynical.  Keep reading.

      The idea of Shock and Awesome is to smile randomly at people for almost uncomfortable amounts of time, while making full eye contact.  It also involves polite or even friendly conversation, and acts of kindness.  The objective is to crack the tough exterior of Israelis, expose the warm gooey center, and sometimes to even achieve various degrees of cooperation.

      I have been participating in this mission since parachuting (landing in an El Al plane) into Israel in 2003.  The operation was named after several years in the field, after which time a pattern was established.

      1. Shock.  First, the subject is taken aback by this unexpected and seemingly undeserved act of love.  Targets may respond by looking around to see who you’re really smiling at, furrowing their eyebrows with suspicion that you want something from them, squinting at you to determine if you’re someone they’ve met but just can’t remember, or most likely, appearing genuinely surprised.

      2. Awesome.  The subject responds with unbounded joy.  Because the subject is generally out of practice in such responses, that joy can take several forms: a relaxation of the facial muscles and a slight rise of the corners of the mouth with an inability to divert her eyes from you (clearly an apparition of love and care only akin to Elijah the Prophet), a low chuckle and a “shalom” when realizing that you are not being friendly out of obligation or desire to acquire something but out of a simple interest in being nice, or effusive blessings for you, your whole family, and the entire Jewish nation.

      Years of conducting this social experiment have shown me that Israelis are suckers for a broad American smile.  Almost all of them, male and female alike, have no idea what to do with you when you approach or walk by while smiling a them.  It is not a cultural norm here, and despite their being tritely pigeonholed as brash and coarse, Israelis are actually largely bashful and unassuming.  A big, warm smile beckons them out into the sunshine, a place in which they are not always comfortable, but which immediately causes them to brighten and bloom.

      I have Guerilla-Smiled thousands of people over the years – young, old, male, female, secular, hareidi, gay, straight, left, right, nice, super-annoying, and everyone in between.  I have seen this simple, no-cash-down investment go straight to the bank every time.  It’s amazing how a body can relax, a frazzled mother calm down, a worried worker ease up on himself, a tired driver let up on the horn, a group of people back down from an altercation, all from this simple act.

      Jews get tense.  Israelis get tenser.  We need to import the smile.

      Some of us are already practiced in this ritual, particularly immigrants from North America.  We would do our country, and ourselves, a great service by attacking our brothers with barrages of smiles.

      FYI: A good smiler almost doesn’t need protectsia in Israel!  I say almost because while one can hear a smile, I find smiles are less effective over the phone, or in e-mail.  But in person, my experience has been that an Israeli in a position of influence will bend over backwards for you if you express the least bit of personal interest in him or caring for his well-being.  You may need some Vitamin P (Protectsia), but they’re in even more desperate need of Vitamin L (Love)!

      Warning:  Jews are smart.  Israelis are smarter.  Although new to the smile, they are quick on the uptake.  They know a fake when they see one.  So those who attempt smiling and/or friendliness must be genuine, and come from a place of actual love for his fellow Jew.

      Those who are new to living amongst Jews may adjust more naturally to this requirement.  All these people are Jews! It’s pretty incredible to those for whom this is a novelty.  Just ask any healthy Neo-Nazi.  It’s pretty darned amazing that there are so many nice Jews walking around.

      However, what about those who want to gain all the benefits of smiling and friendliness, but don’t actually feel so smiley or friendly toward Israelis?  What if you’re actually pretty PO’ed about them for one reason or another?  Then fake it.  But waaaiiit a minute, Malkah!  You JUST SAID that we have to be genuine! That’s right, you do.  But you will be.

      If you start smiling at your random Israeli stranger (Israeli stranger is an oxymoron), you’ll actually start to believe you love them! Because, see, they’re good Jews.  And so are you.  Before you know it, you’ll be an addict.  Pretty soon, Operation Shock and Awesome will have everyone walking around with goofy grins and missing work for all the back-patting going on.

      But don’t take my word for it.  Try it yourself.  Look every cranky-looking Israeli in the eye, and let them know that they’re busted – you’re not buying their all-business facade.  You’ll see they’re happy to drop their cover.

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