We Demand some Investigations Now!

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Michael Lerner can investigate to see if there are any frauds impersonating Rabbis walking around
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Some Important Investigations:
 
President Pervez Musharraf has just announced that he will be investigating thoroughly who was behind the assassination of former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto.
 
This is a very important and very impressive development. We thought this should be added to several other important investigations that should be immediately initiated:
  1. Abu Mazen should set up a commission to see if there are any Holocaust Deniers among Palestinians.
  2. The Hamas should set up a commission to see if there are any terrorists operating out of Gaza or shooting al-Qassam rockets into Israel.
  3. Ehud Olmert should set up an investigation to see who was responsible for Israel's total failure in the war against Hizbollah in the summer of 2006.
  4. Ilan Pappe can set up an investigation to see if any academics lied about Israelis supposedly conducting massacres of Arabs.
  5. Ben Gurion University can investigate if there are any Israeli schools that have trashed academic standards for the purpose of hiring and promoting anti-Israel leftist extremists.
  6. Haaretz can investigate if there are any treasonous journalists employed in the Israeli media.
  7. Bill Clinton can investigate if there is any hanky-panky taking place in America.
  8. Norman Finkelstein can investigate whether there are any Neo-Nazi pseudo-scholars who have been serving as professors in the Chicago area.
  9. Counterpunch magazine can investigate whether there are any pro-terror Stalinists in America.
  10. Michael Lerner can investigate to see if there are any frauds impersonating Rabbis walking around.
  11. Barry Chamish can investigate to see if there are any mentally unstable people in the "911 Truth" cult of conspiracy theorists.
  12. Reform "Rabbi" Eric Yoffie can investigate whether there are any American Jews endangering and undermining Israel.
  13. Arthur Waskow can investigate if there are any Jews who smoke dope.
  14. OJ can investigate who REALLY killed his ex-wife!