Michael Lerner can investigate to see if there are any frauds impersonating Rabbis walking around
Some Important Investigations:
President Pervez Musharraf has just announced that he will be investigating thoroughly who was behind the assassination of former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto.
This is a very important and very impressive development. We thought this should be added to several other important investigations that should be immediately initiated:
- Abu Mazen should set up a commission to see if there are any Holocaust Deniers among Palestinians.
- The Hamas should set up a commission to see if there are any terrorists operating out of Gaza or shooting al-Qassam rockets into Israel.
- Ehud Olmert should set up an investigation to see who was responsible for Israel's total failure in the war against Hizbollah in the summer of 2006.
- Ilan Pappe can set up an investigation to see if any academics lied about Israelis supposedly conducting massacres of Arabs.
- Ben Gurion University can investigate if there are any Israeli schools that have trashed academic standards for the purpose of hiring and promoting anti-Israel leftist extremists.
- Haaretz can investigate if there are any treasonous journalists employed in the Israeli media.
- Bill Clinton can investigate if there is any hanky-panky taking place in America.
- Norman Finkelstein can investigate whether there are any Neo-Nazi pseudo-scholars who have been serving as professors in the Chicago area.
- Counterpunch magazine can investigate whether there are any pro-terror Stalinists in America.
- Michael Lerner can investigate to see if there are any frauds impersonating Rabbis walking around.
- Barry Chamish can investigate to see if there are any mentally unstable people in the "911 Truth" cult of conspiracy theorists.
- Reform "Rabbi" Eric Yoffie can investigate whether there are any American Jews endangering and undermining Israel.
- Arthur Waskow can investigate if there are any Jews who smoke dope.
- OJ can investigate who REALLY killed his ex-wife!