Oldtimers will recall the Bill Cosby shtick from the 60s based on Noah. I was reminded of it when Ehud Olmert announced recently that he would be spending taxpayer funds to build himself a nice little personal shelter to protect him from Iranian nukes. When the rest of us are cooked, thanks in part to his idiotic policies, he will be able to sit in his little nukefree bunker-ark and contemplate the meaning of life. Like the character invented in the 60s by Bill Cosby.

 

Here are the lyrics to the Cosby shtick, with some minor alterations:

 

 

There's a fella by the name of Ehud
In his bunker ark
Everybody knows he built a bunker ark.
You see,
But very few people know about
the conversation that went on between the Lord and Ehud,
You see, Ehud was in his rec. room
Sawing away, he was making a few things for the home there.
He was a good carpenter!

Whoompa, whoompa, whoompa, whoompa
Ehud!

Somebody call?
Whoompa, whoompa, whoompa

Ehud!

Who is that?
It's the Lord, Ehud

Right!

Where are ya?
What you want? I've been good.
I want you to build yourself a bunker, using Israeli taxpayer funds.

I want you to build yourself a bunker-ark, using Israeli taxpayer funds.

Right!
What's a bunker?

Get some wood build it
300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits
Right!
Whats a cubit?

Lets see a cubit...I used to know what a cubit was.
Well, don't worry about that, Ehud
When you get that done
Go out into the world and
Collect all of the payoffs from Kadima oligarchs twos by twos,
Male and female, and put them into the bunker.

Right!
Who is this really?
What's going on?
How come you want me to do all these weird things?

Iran's going to destroy the world
Right!
Am I on Candid Camera?

How they gonna do it?
They gonna build nukes right under everyone's nose and the US intelligence people gonna say they buildin' taffy machines.

Right!

Right!