This woman must have had a hidden microphone in my house. If you are a parent, you should get a big grin on your face from the 'oh so ordinary day' which probably exists in every culture on the globe. Enjoy.
The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture by Anita Renfroe.
(For her lyrics clicke HERE and hit the MORE button to the right where it says 'About this video')
Of course, if you are a terrorist mom, you might sing something different to your kid. I wrote the first 1 minute and 26 seconds... listen to her, and then listen again, singing my words....
Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your bomb and koran
Soon you will be dead
Go and bomb, do as your Imam says
Are you hot? Are you cold?
It's the mean Jew's fault
At the check point don't stop
When they yell to halt
Pull your string, till you zing and you come apart
Out you'll go, your brain and body parts
You're a boy,
Soon a man
Oh the girls you'll get,
It will be soon to come
Go and kill, make a bang
I'm so proud of you
You'll send those Jews to kingdom come
Don't you wait, set a date
Achmed don't be late
Your brother's waiting for your room
Take a bow, go right now,
We need the space,
Go boom boom boom
Tomorrow, we’ll read of
The great new shahid
Get going, stop stalling
Now don’t make me plead
Soon a check we will get in the mail for us
For the deed you will do when you’re on their bus
Pull the string, as you sing, "Allah’s great", don’t fuss
Yell out loud, as you turn to dust
We will build a new house if they tear our’s down
With the money we get from the Saudi crown
Nicer home, nicer life, now don’t let us down,
Pull the string, and don’t wear a frown.
It's time you proved that you're a man
Don't ask any questions, you think I understand?
Your virgins in the sky,
And if you don't get them,
...ok, our Imams lied.
Dan from Jerusalem sent this in, regarding the news story that Foreign Minister Tzippi Livni was insulted because the Arabs at the Annaoplis conference didn't shake Tzippi's hand. Dan came up with a solution for poor Tzippi.