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Resolving The Unresolved In The Arab-Israeli Conflict

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19 Kislev 5768, 11/29/2007


Here is a suggestion for an ad campaign from reader Nigel Ridley:

Citizens of Israel

Now that we have concluded a comprehensive peace agreement with our Arab neighbors and the Palestinian people, we find that there are incompatible issues that still need resolving.
Our Arab brethren want an Islamic State on the remaining parts of Israel. We have the choice of either converting to Islam, submitting ourselves to their benevolence and protection or choosing to live somewhere else.

We have been in contact with the European Union and they have agreed to change all Israeli Passports for European ones for those that want to take advantage of this generous offer. You will then be free to live anywhere within the European Union and in addition receive monetary compensation for your leaving Israel.

For those that want to know more please contact the Yosi Beilin Peace Center.

Leaving Israel For Peace
Photo: Achshav Shalom


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