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Going Out of Business Sale!

By Tamar Yonah
11/27/2007, 12:00 AM

The Americans love a good sale and a good bargain.  Who doesn’t?  Well, I have an offer that is hard to refuse.  We have our prime minister who is now in Annapolis, as well as Tzippi Livni, our foreign minister, and Former Prime Minister Ehud Barak, now our minister of defense.  Our prime minister only has about a 3% approval rating from his citizens. Not even the left wing in the country can stand him.  He also has at least 4 police investigations against him. 

Our foreign minister, Tzippi Livni, talks about importing international troops to the region to secure our borders.  (Someone should inform her that we have our own IDF for that purpose.)  Ehud Barak is not stopping the rockets on Sderot from the terrorists, and he already shook hands with Arafat (may his name be erased) and was willing to divide Jerusalem and set up a Palestinian state, years ago when Clinton was meddling in our affairs.  They are running this country out of business.

So, with all this on the table, I propose that Israeli citizens from the Left and the Right, offer a trade….  We’ll give you the three Israeli politicians right now in Annapolis, for one Jonathan Pollard.  That’s a 3 for 1 blow out sale!  And just think, having two prime ministers and a foreign minister is worth a lot more to your administration then a ‘Jonathan Pollard’ who has been rotting in prison for 20 years.

Whaddayuh say, America?
3 for 1 !!!!!
Do we have a deal?