by
Tishrei 26, 5768, 10/8/2007
Consign Barak back to the embers of irrelvancy
Just when we thought we had rid ourselves of Ehud Barak as finally as he himself got rid of his facial mole, the nitwits in the Israeli Labor Party bring him back and propose him for Prime Minister.
I mean, this is the guy who almost destroyed Jerusalem by turning it over to the savages (an idea now being recycled by Haim Ramon and his friends). This is the guy who single-handedly rained 4000 katyusha rockets on northern Israel when he turned southern Lebanon over to the Hezbollah in the greatest act of cowardice in Jewish history. And this is the guy that came within a mole hair of moving the Syrian army up to the shores of the Sea of Galilee!
Now, after the election in which Barak got clobbered, a song of celebration was circulated by your humble curmudgeon. I thought the time ripe to recall and reprint it, to help the public consign Barak back to the embers of irrelvancy and to the dustbin of failed politicians.
EHUD (Election Song)
(to the tune of the Banana Boat Song by Harry Belafonte)
Based on a Jamaican folk song
EH HOOD, day EH EH HOOD
Ehud's done and we wan him go home
EH, he say EH, he say EH, he say EH, he say EH, he say EH-ay-ay-HOOD
Ehud's done and we wan him go home.
They shoots all night from ole Ramallah
(Ehud's done and we wan him go home)
As all thee night he dance Hizbollah
(Ehud's done and we wan him go home).
Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me election
Ehud's done and we wan him go home
Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally the rejection
Ehud's done and we wan him go home.
A beautiful bunch a'ripe lemmingos
(Ehud's done and we wan him go home)
Dey Hide dee deadly black tanzinos
(Ehud's done and we wan him go home).
EH HOOD, day EH EH HOOD
Ehud's done and we wan him go home
EH, he say EH, he say EH, he say EH, he say EH, he say EH-ay-ay-HOOD
Ehud's done and we wan him go home.
Barak and Bosum Buddy: 
