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      Tammuz 23, 5767, 7/9/2007

      Alternative Bumper Stickers

      by Steven Plaut

      The Israeli Left has long devoted much of its energies to creating snappy little seditious bumper stickers. This is natural since most leftist thought can be easily contained within the confines of a bumper sticker, especially if it is on a Volvo.
      No Tenure = No Leftism

      But the Non-Left has been lazy about countering this bumper sticker barrage from the Left.
      So I wanted to suggest some alternative bumper stickers that should be produced and displayed on all non-leftist motor vehicles. Here they are:
      1. National Suicide is Not a Peace Process
      2. An entire Generation will Now Have to Pay for THEIR Stupidity
      3. No Leftists, No Treason
      4. The Solution is EmPOWERment (with big photo of electric chair)
      5. Turn off their Lights
      6. Get out of the Left - for Israel's Sake
      7. Teach Hania to Debka at the End of a Rope
      8. End the Illegal Palestinian Occupation of Israeli Lands
      9. The Illegal Palestinian Occupation of Israeli Lands Corrupts
      10. Take a Jewish Settler Out to Lunch
      11. Put a Post-Zionist in a Cage
      12. The Lobotomy Clinic - I am not just the Owner, I am also a Customer (with photo of Peres)
      13. Solve the Parking Congestion Problems in Ramallah
      14. Send Avrum to Ramallah but Don't Let Him Back
      15. Pigskins!
      16. Protect Laboratory Animals: Put a Leftist in a Cage
      17. I used to be a Leftist but then I Learned to Read
      18. Send Amir Peretz to Cuba
      19. You bring the Tar and I'll Bring the Feathers
      20. Haaretz - Black and White and Red all Over
      21. Suha Sure Looks Good in Black
      22. Take the Mapai out of the Likud
      23. Let 'Em Have a State in Guantanamo Bay
      24. Tanks A Lot
      25. For Every Jew a B-52
      26. Defund the Kibbutzim
      27. Kick 'em Out of Ramat Aviv and Send 'em Home to Yesha
      28. IQ Tests for Knesset Members Now
      29. End the Axis of Evil between the Jewish Left and Arab Fascism
      30. Bulldoze Orient House
      31. Peace is Harmful for Flowers and Other Living Things
      32. Another Soccer Mom for the Death Penalty
      33. End the Illegal Conquest of Corsica
      34. Guns Don't Kill Terrorists, Jews Kill Terrorists
      35. If You See this Police Van for Interrogating Palestinians A-Rocking, Don't Come A-Knocking
      36. Palestinian Refugees? Fuggedabowdit!
      37. De-Activate Judicial "Activists"
      38. What Part of Denazification do you not Understand?
      39. No Tenure, No Leftism
      40. Peace Now - Just Pretend that War Does Not Exist