Where is MY new state?

So let's see if we understand the set of "solutions" being bandied about for resolving the Arab war against Israel and Jewish self-determination.

First there was the "Two-States for Two Peoples" solution, Part A. That was the one adopted in 1921, when the eastern part of Mandatory Palestine was separated from the western part, with the west earmarked to become a Jewish homeland and the eastern part an Arab state, Transjordan. Then came the "Two States for Two Peoples" solution, Part B, in 1947 when the UN proposed created yet another Arab state and a Jewish state out of Western Palestine. It should have been called three states for two peoples (the Jewish and Arab peoples), or – better yet – 23 states for two peoples (22 states for the Arab people and one state for the Jewish people), two of those Arab states in Palestine.

Then there is the "one state solution" currently being promoted by the Israeli self-hating Left and the Jews for a Second Holocaust, also known as the Rwanda Solution, where western Palestine would become a single Islamofascist terrorist state with an Arab majority and a Jewish minority, and the Jewish minority would face a Rwanda style fate. Naturally, every Neo-Nazi and anti-Semite on earth likes THAT solution.

Then in recent weeks the Israeli Moonbatocracy has come up with a new idea. TWO different states for the imaginary "Palestinian people," one for the Hamas in the Gaza Strip and the second in the West Bank for the Fat'h.

I kid you not.

The Israeli media are filled with people raising that as a serious suggestion. The idea arose after the Hamas turned Gaza into a killing field for Fat'h members. This weeks thousands of Fat'h members are begging to be allowed to enter the genocidal Zionist entity in order to take asylum there from the Hamas, even inside Israeli prisons, so that their lives may be saved. (Those prisons are not so bad, by the way, with three square meals a day and nice DVDs.) And not even a smirk of embarrassment from all those Israel bashers long claiming that the "Palestinians" are victims of ISRAELI brutality!

So to solve the "problems" of these po' Palestinians, the newest peace proposal being debated should be called "Two States for two Terrorist Organizations." There is one example of such a proposal here in Hebrew. You know, the newest version of Good Terrorist Bad Terrorist. Israel would make peace with the Fat'h good terrorists in the West Bank and later this would embarrass Hamastan into joining the peace.

Now I know what you are thinking and that is that this proposal does not go nearly far enough. After all, if each "Palestinian" terrorist organization is entitled to self-determination in the Lands of Israel, then why limit things to Hamastan in Gaza, and Fat'h-land in the West Bank?

What about the terrorists of Islamic Jihad? Aren't they also in desperate need of national self-determination? Don't they need their own state? So I propose turning Ramat Aviv over to them, including and especially the Tel Aviv University campus. I mean, it is not like there will have to be a lot of changes made on campus after they take over! As for Al-Qaida, clearly Ben Gurion University should be converted into their new nation-state. The Hezbollah will have to settle for the University of Haifa. The Taliban can take the Hebrew University.

Oh, there is one other conceivable alternative to all the above "solutions", but it is not one any Israeli political leader is considering or proposing. It is R&D = Re-Occupation and De-Nazification.

As it turns out, THAT is the only proposal that could work, and the only one not based upon endless Oslo-style self-delusion and make-pretend.