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Sugar Daddies

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20 Sivan 5767, 6/6/2007


Want to know WHY al-Kassam rockets are falling on Sderot every day? I mean – besides the obvious cause, namely, the mega-stupidity of the Israeli government ordering the eviction of all the Jews from the Gaza Strip and turning it over to the genocidal terrorists of the Hamas.

Want to know the OTHER reason why the rockets keep falling?

It is because Israel's government does not have the courage to prevent sugar from being imported into the Gaza Strip.

Huh? - you say?

Yes, the root problem is sugar. Why sugar? Well, Kassam rockets are primitive little devices thrown together in the basements and underground tunnels of the Gaza Strip. They use a primitive fuel that is mainly a mix of sugar and fertilizer. If you think I am kidding, take a look at this or this or this . These are NOT the Katyusha rockets of the Hizbollah, although a few katyushas have also been fired out of Gaza by the savages.

This has all been known for years. If Israel had simply announced that no sugar at all (better yet – no fertilizer either) can be brought into the Gaza Strip, the residents of Sderot would be strolling about in tranquility, enjoying the evening Negev breezes and listening to the birds. Instead, Ehud Olmert and Amir Peretz prefer to be the Sugar Daddies for the Gaza Strip.

The problem is that the same state of Israel that clobbered the Arab aggressors in six days in 1967 and then rescued the Entebbe hostages in 1976 is today too afraid of its own shadow to stop the imports into Gaza of sugar and fertilizer.

Sure, the academic moonbats in Israel would have a fit if the sugar shipments were stopped and Gaza were placed under a sugar embargo. They of course would oppose anything, short of unconditional surrender by Israel, to stop the rocket barrages on Sderot. Their anti-Semitic friends abroad would also chime in their outrage.

So to keep a lid on things, I hereby propose that Israel announce a new dental health program of preventive dental medicine for Gaza. To help prospective suicide bombers and rocket shooters from developing painful problems of tooth decay, Israel will do the humanitarian thing and stop all sugar imports! Any leftist protesting this would be seen as an anti-dentite.

And then to offset any damages to Gaza from a halt in imports of fertilizer, Israel can also shut off the water supply to Gaza and let the locals fertilize their fields with human organic substances that cannot be used to produce Kassam rockets.



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