We propose installing an automatic online Middle East translator chip on your machines to help you read the mainstream media news.

Here are some examples of how it would work:

Israeli Racism - Translation: When Israel builds a fence or barriers to keep suicide bombers and other terrorists from murdering Jewish children and civilians

Fighting against Racism - Translation: When Palestinians randomly murder hundreds of Jewish civilians

Crimes against Humanity  - Translation: Defending the Lives of Jews

"Zionist Racism" - Translation: Any attempt at Preventing Arabs from murdering Jewish children

Unilateral Action -  Israel deciding unilaterally to protect Jewish children from being murdered, without getting approval from the UN 

Illegal Settlement - Translation: Anywhere Jews live

Obstacle to Peace - Translation: Israel defending its children

Terrorists - Translation: People who kill Americans in Pakistan

Militants and Activists - Translation: People who murder Jews

Anti-Racism - Translation: Ethnic cleansing of Jews from the Middle East

Patriotism - Translation: Israeli Leftists fomenting mutiny in the Israeli army

Peace Seeking - Translation: Israeli Leftists urging people around the world to embargo and boycott Israel and Jews

Moderation - Translation: Agreeing with Arab extremists and fascists

Free Speech - Translation: Protecting the Right of Azmi Bishara to demand openly that Israel be destroyed and all the Jews murdered while denying free speech to rightwing dissidents

Criminal Incitement - Translation: Any sentence with which Israel’s Extreme Left disagrees

Equality - Translation: Exempting Arabs from Israeli military conscription or national service