The Sunday Funnies - TALK TALKS

PERIDOT,

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PERIDOT
PERIDOT is an American writer living abroad.

ERASER  TALK

Hamas:   "We’re going to erase Israel from the map...”

BREAKING NEWS:  Today, Israel intercepted a large shipment of erasers headed for Gaza.

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SPAIN / CATALONIA TALKS

Catalonia:  “You don’t love me Spain, I’m leaving you…”

Spain:  "You’re dead to me Catalonia!  I’m taking away your paella, arresting your chefs, and destroying your kitchen!”

Catalonia:  “Why can’t we have two-kitchens living side by side, in peace and security…por que??”

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UNESCO / ISRAEL TALKS

Israel:  “You don’t love me UNESCO, I’m leaving you ...”

UNESCO:  “Please don’t go Israel, we’ll give you the Temple Mount back."

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AIRPORT  TALK

BEN GURION AIRPORT   –   W E L C O M E  TO   I S R A E L !

ATTENTION PASSENGERS:

Should you wish to go to Palestine, please note:

Your flight departed with the British Empire, GATE # 1948

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