You Need A Sense of Humour

You really do, or you'll go nuts, or worse.
I invite you to send me more incongruous examples

Just now, I turned on the computer, went to the Arutz 7 English homepage and saw these two headlines.

Lt.-Gen. Ashkenazi in Auschwitz: 'We Have Learned Our Lesson'
Lt.-Gen. Ashkenazi, the son of a Holocaust survivor, is the first Chief of Staff to lead a delegation of IDF officers on the March of the Living. (complete article)

Defense Minister Barak gives orders to remove three critical checkpoints in Judea and Samaria, allowing terrorists to travel unhindered. (complete article)

• Do these politicians, and I have no doubt that the IDF Chief of Staff is no less a politician than any MK or Cabinet member, ever really coordinate things? 
• Do they read their speeches or just recite pretty words? 
• Do they look any further in the future than the immediate applause of our enemies? But applause is applause, right?

I invite you to send me more incongruous examples like the two I just posted, inconsistency, hypocrisy etc.

Thanks and Keep Smiling, Just Don't Grind Your Teeth Too Much

Shoah Thoughts

Oxymoron of Sorts
I Didn't Always Know About The Holocaust

It may just be my mind's connecting Hebrew to English and all the connotations they bring to mind, but I find a peculiar irony, contradiction, even absurdity in the Hebrew phrase ìçâåâ "lachgog et Yom HaShoah," "to celebrate Holocaust Memorial Day."

It's not a çâ holiday. It's a sad, reflective memorial day.

Yes, today the official Israeli media concentrates on remembering, educating Israelis of all ages about what the Nazis did to the Jews 65-70 years ago.

Unfortunately, but not unsurprisingly, they don't connect any of today's events to give the public a warning of today's dangers.

I Didn't Always Know About The Holocaust

Unlike many of my friends, I wasn't raised aware that there had been a Holocaust, that six million innocent Jews had been murdered by the Nazis etc.

When we were talking in the Teachers Room today, one of the teachers was very shocked. She was also surprised that I didn't go to Jewish schools as a kid.

I grew up in Bell Park Gardens, a lovely then brand new neighborhood in Bayside, NYC. It was a Veterans Authority development, like many built after WWII. None of the parents I knew had foreign accents. Like mine, they were all raised in the USA, and our fathers had all fought in WWII. We were almost all Jewish, probably over 90% of BPG, at that time, the 1950's early 1960's. I can't tell you what happened there afterwards.

I first heard about the Nazis and Holocaust when the Diary of Anne Frank was published, and then more details of what happened in Nazi Germany were publicized when Eichmann was captured.

...they don't connect any of today's events to give the public a warning of today's dangers.
Israeli kids grow up with knowledge of the Holocaust. I grew up innocent. But today's kids are more pessimistic.

This story from a Simple Jew may help.

Join Us! Rosh Chodesh Iyyar At Tel Shiloh

We, too, pray for a leader, who like Shmuel will act only for the good of the Jewish People.
We're continuing with our custom of celebrating Rosh Chodesh, the beginning of the Jewish Month, at Tel Shiloh. Rosh Chodesh is known as the "women's holiday," and Tel Shiloh is the perfect place to celebrate the spiritual strength of women.

It was at Shiloh where Chana prayed for a son who would work for G-d and transform the troubled, tribal nation into a united kingdom. Her son, Shmuel (Samuel) anointed the first two Jewish Kings, Saul and David. We, too, pray for a leader, who like Shmuel will act only for the good of the Jewish People.

G-d willing, we will meet on the first day of Rosh Chodesh Iyyar, Monday, May 5, at 9:45am at the Gallery Cafe` and then we'll walk around the Tel until we stop for our prayers, said privately.

  Tel Shiloh is popular with tourists from all over the world.

Rosh Chodesh Iyyar, Monday, May 5, at 9:45am at the Gallery Cafe`
The Mishkan, Tabernacle, served as the spiritual center for the Jewish Tribal Nation for 369 years. We can still sense the Shechina and Ketoret, G-d's presence.

1 or 2, 7 or 8. How Many Do You Celebrate?

"1 or 2" refers to the Seder

"7 or 8" refers to the days of the Passover Holiday.

Jews who live out of Israel and are out of Israel at the time of the holiday are required to celebrate two s'darim (the plural of seder) and a total of eight days for the Passover Holiday.

Those of us who live in Israel and are present in Israel for Passover only have to celebrate one seder and seven days of Passover.

All variations are complicated, because different rabbis give different instructions.  Beca
Tonight is Ha-yom sh'mona yamim, shehaym shavu-a e-chad v'yom e-chad la-omer.
Today is the eighth day, which makes one week and one day of the Omer
use I'm not a rabbi, just a housewife/English Teacher/blogger/photographer etc, I feel more comfortable writing/posting this after Passover.  Nobody should consider what I write as a "psak," rabbinic decision.  I'm not quoting specific rabbis here, primarily, since I really don't know to whom to attribute some of these instructions. 

The "classic" psak is that if you're temporarily, and that doesn't mean some Israeli temporarily in Brooklyn for 15 years, in Israel  or Chul, round-trip ticket, you keep what you would keep at home.

We know of people who when working abroad used to park their cars far from home and dressing in special "yom tov sheini b'galut" clothes to make them blend into the non-Jewish surroundings and take special family trips on "second day yomtov."  Others conducted themselves, as if they permanently lived abroad, including second day yomtov.  When we were on shlichut in London, the Israelis got together for a special minyan for Simchat Torah according to when it was in Israel.

In Israel, some tourists follow the psak that once you're here, you're forbidden to plan on leaving, even if you have a ticket for just after the Holiday, so they keep one seder and seven days of Pesach.  Others keep the Holiday, as if they were home.  We once left a guest to babysit while she was doing the second seder for herself.  We went to the movies.  Other chutz l'Aretz Jews in Israel for the Holiday will just refrain from what's forbidden and not do the positive commandments.  They may, also, ride in a car if another is driving, opening the doors, paying for the bus.  There's no "marat eyin," giving  the wrong impression when it's all permitted to local Jews.  Many of us have had to keep the house Kosher for Passover an extra day for foreign guests.

The difference in Holiday length sometimes causes a lack of unity, because we (Israeli and chutz l'Aretz Jews) end up reading different Torah Portions when Jews abroad fall behind, if there is an extra day of Holiday on Shabbat.  Then sometimes Bar Mitzvah boys come to Israel and discover they've prepared the wrong week's reading.

It's easy to write that the solution is that everyone make aliyah to Eretz Yisrael, but we know if won't happen.  Even the Biblical Jewish heroes, Mordechai and Ester of Purim fame, didn't live in here in Israel.  But that doesn't mean that everyone shouldn't try.

Happy Sfira counting.  Tonight is Ha-yom sh'mona yamim, shehaym shavu-a e-chad v'yom e-chad la-omer.
Today is the eighth day, which makes one week and one day of the Omer.  Less than forty to go, and then we celebrate Shavuot!

Is Tel Aviv Good Enough?

Is Tel Aviv good enough to be counted as doing the mitzvah?

Are you doing the mitzvah of yishuv haAretz if you can see a view like this?

Honestly, do you have to be on a historic street in Jerusalem?

Does an modern shopping center mean you're not a pioneer?

Must you shop on an old "main street?"

If you don't have a view like this, does it count as aliyah?

IMHO, I'm nobody's rabbi, of course, but as small as our HolyLand is, there's plenty of variety for all.  Pick your spot, and live here in good health!

Chag Sameach and Shabbat Shalom!