How Much Is Olmert Worth?

How much is Ehud Olmert worth politically?

And how much is Olmert worth morally?

And, how much is worth Olmert ethically?

He's not worth very much, is he?

So, who needs him?

Ehud Barak, do you want him?

No, huh?

Tzippi Livni, do you want him?

Oh, well.  Bye-by, the, Mr. Olmert.

Can I Get You Dizzy?

Ehud Olmert, Prime Minister of Israel, is suspected of taking either bribes and/or illegal election campaign donations.

Olmert's aide and confidant, Shula Zaken, is suspected of keeping track of the movement of funds.

Uriel (Uri) Messer, Olmert's personal lawyer, is suspected of receiving those funds and passing them to Olmert and the movement of such funds was monitored by Shula who reported to Ehud.

Moshe Talansky is suspected that he provided those funds.

Is this all clear?

Okay, now things begin to get complicated.

Menni Mazuz, the Attorney-General, seems to have had evidence, in the form of memos that Shul Zaken recorded on the computers at the Ministry of Commerce and Industry, for several months before giving the material to the police so they could investigate.  In other words, was the prosecution simply bumbling or purposefully sabotaging the police ability to do its job?

Messer's wife, Davida (Didi) Lahman-Messer, just happens to be the Deputy Attorney-General, Mazuz's chief assistant.  Yaron Zelicha, who was forced out of his position as Accountant General for being a whistleblower on government corruption, has accused Didi of overt and unwarranted inteference on behalf of a client of her husband, Uri.

Mazuz's sister, Yemima, has, for the past 12 years, been the Legal Advisor of the Ministry of the Treasury.  She is just now moving over to Tenuva, the Histadrut dairy conglomerate.  The last previous Minister of the Treasury, Avraham Hirshson, a lonmg-time friend and comrade of Olmert, is now on trial for the theft of 1.2 million NIS.

More details here.

Now, would you trust Ehud Olmert to make the correct and moral decision regarding the Land of Israel, Israel's security, diplomatic arrnagements, peace agreements, protection of Sderot and Ashkelon, et al., and whatever else a Prime Minister is supposed to be doing when he's not (suspected of) stealing/misappropriating/embezzling monies?

Is Olmert in Nigeria? Or, Nice Political Satire

Look what Jameel posted:-

---------- Forwarded message ----------

From: Ehud Olmert <pm@pmo.gov.il>
Date: Tue, May 20, 2008 at 5:20 PM
Subject: urgent
To: Jameel Rashid <muqata@gmail.com

From: PM Ehud Olmert

Greetings from Jerusalem

Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge you to treat it serious. We want to transfer to overseas account (30,000.000 NIS) Thirty million New Israeli Shekels from a prime Bank here in Israel. I want to ask you, if you are not capable to quietly look for reliable and honest person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this money, even an empty a/c can serve to receive this money, as long as you will remain honest to me till the end for this important business trusting in you and believing in God that you will never let me down either now or in future.

I am PM Ehud Olmert, presently the Prime Minister of Israel. Potentially in the course of an audit next week, it will be discovered that I have a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 1990, in which I regularly deposited envelopes full of cash. I discovered that with the audit next week, if I do not get this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.

The official owner of this account is my wife Aliza, a great artist and a resident of Jerusalem, who unfortunately never had any art skills, and it shows it what she produces.

While we would have claimed that the deposits were for artwork, no one believes that any more, as who would actually by her crap. No other person knows about this account or anything concerning it - yet.

The total amount involved is Thirty million New Israeli Shekels only [30,000.000.00 NIS] and we wish to transfer this money into safe foreigners account abroad. But while I know many foreigners who give me money, I don't know any foreigner who will keep their mouth shut; I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to a local person here, but to a foreigner who has information about the account, which I shall give to you upon your positive response. I am revealing this to you with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business, you are the first and the only person that I am contacting for this business, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take urgently.

 At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 40% of the total amount, 50% will be for us while 10% will be for the expenses both parties may incurred during this transaction. PLEASE, TREAT THIS PROPOSAL AS TOP SECRET.

I look forward to your earliest reply

Best Regards,

PM Ehud Olmert

Jerusalem, Israel

You'd think Olmert had moved to Nigeria.