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Tishrei 26, 5768, 10/8/2007

EHUD - The Banana Republic Song

by Steven Plaut


Consign Barak back to the embers of irrelvancy
Just when we thought we had rid ourselves of Ehud Barak as finally as he himself got rid of his facial mole, the nitwits in the Israeli Labor Party bring him back and propose him for Prime Minister.
 
I mean, this is the guy who almost destroyed Jerusalem by turning it over to the savages (an idea now being recycled by Haim Ramon and his friends). This is the guy who single-handedly rained 4000 katyusha rockets on northern Israel when he turned southern Lebanon over to the Hezbollah in the greatest act of cowardice in Jewish history. And this is the guy that came within a mole hair of moving the Syrian army up to the shores of the Sea of Galilee!
 
Now, after the election in which Barak got clobbered, a song of celebration was circulated by your humble curmudgeon. I thought the time ripe to recall and reprint it, to help the public consign Barak back to the embers of irrelvancy and to the dustbin of failed politicians.
 
EHUD (Election Song)
(to the tune of the Banana Boat Song by Harry Belafonte)

Based on a Jamaican folk song

EH HOOD, day EH EH HOOD
Ehud's done and we wan him go home
EH, he say EH, he say EH, he say EH, he say EH, he say EH-ay-ay-HOOD
Ehud's done and we wan him go home.

They shoots all night from ole Ramallah
(Ehud's done and we wan him go home)
As all thee night he dance Hizbollah

(Ehud's done and we wan him go home).

Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me election
Ehud's done and we wan him go home
Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally the rejection
Ehud's done and we wan him go home.

A beautiful bunch a'ripe lemmingos
(Ehud's done and we wan him go home)
Dey Hide dee deadly black tanzinos
(Ehud's done and we wan him go home).

EH HOOD, day EH EH HOOD
Ehud's done and we wan him go home
EH, he say EH, he say EH, he say EH, he say EH, he say EH-ay-ay-HOOD
Ehud's done and we wan him go home.

Barak and Bosum Buddy:

 




Tishrei 24, 5768, 10/6/2007

On Recognizing the Humanity of the Enemy

by Nissan Ratzlav-Katz

A very interesting new display at the US Holocaust Museum's website features formerly unpublicized pictures of an unusual sort from Auschwitz. Among the images, taken from a scrapbook of one of the death camp's top functionaries, one can see SS officers, both men and women, and other camp "staff" laughing and having fun during their "down time."

In one image, they are hamming it up for the camera; in another they are sunning themselves in beach chairs; in a third they are enjoying blueberries as they listen to an accordionist.

SS officers having fun
US Holocaust Museum
SS at rest
US Holocaust Museum

As significant as these pictures are as documentary evidence to complete our picture of the horrific past, they only take on true import if we can learn something practical from them for the present.

I think the transcendent importance of these pictures to us, as Jewish Israelis, is in their potential to force us to understand something about the nature of our enemies. What I understand from these images is as follows:

Just because an experienced and veteran terrorist wears a suit, can be sophisticated at posh diplomatic meetings, or knows how to tell a good joke, or just because a resident of Gaza, Ramallah or Shechem seems to be a friendly guy and loves his children - all of that has absolutely no bearing whatsoever on his potential to be intent on murdering as many Jews as he can. In fact, under the right circumstances, he may be the one to literally tear apart a defenseless Jew unfortunate enough to fall into his hands (as happened in Ramallah, the Palestinian Authority's "Beverly Hills," in 2000).

Smiling PA Chief Mahmoud Abbas (Fatah)

That is what these pictures can teach us.

The Nazis were not aliens or monsters. They loved classical music, puppies, art, their children - and many were vegetarians, environmentalists; and some leading ones were "gay". So what?

That's what I have to say to those Israeli leftists who arrogantly claim that those of us on the Right can't see the humanity of the Arab enemy. They have it exactly backwards - it is they who can't see the humanity of the enemy. It is exactly the humanity of our enemies that makes them multifaceted, complicated beings - of whom one aspect is murderous, bloodthirsty, maniacal Jew-hatred.

PA police (Fatah), saluting



Tishrei 17, 5768, 9/29/2007

'They Want That There Will Be No More Jews Here'

by Nissan Ratzlav-Katz

A Saturday night entry by my fellow Arutz Sheva blogger Tzvi Fishman reminded me of the wisdom of children who receive an authentic Jewish education - and the idiocy of the adults who have taken leave of their own education and common sense.

In his latest blog entry, Fishman describes a meeting he had with the late Torah giant Rabbi Avraham Elkana Kahane Shapira. He asked Rabbi Shapira if it was permissible to relinquish parts of the Land of Israel to non-Jewish sovereignty. Fishman reports that the rabbi answered him by saying, "Why do you ask me such a question? Ask any six-year old in heder. He'll tell you the answer. You don't have to ask me."

Well, I happen to have a six-year-old child. She is not in heder, exactly, but she just started first grade in a religious public school. I didn't ask her to render a decision on the legality of concessions over the Land of Israel, but I did have an experience that led me to wonder if the country would not be better off run by Jewish six-year-olds.

Back before Rosh Hashanah, on September 11 actually, the President of the State of Israel, former Prime Minister, veteran of many Israeli governments, and a member of the nation's founding generation, Shimon Peres, made the following statement during a toast with foreign ambassadors to Israel. Referring to recent Palestinian Authority rocket attacks on Israeli towns in the Negev, Peres said:

"It makes no sense why they would continue to shoot at us despite the fact that we disengaged from the Gaza Strip."

Peres - internationally recognized statesman, Nobel Peace Prize laureate, Israeli icon - just can't figure out why the Arabs in the PA continue to attack us after we concede to them land they claim they want from us for an Arab state. (This drove at least one frequent Arutz Sheva contributing columnist, Isaac Kohn, into a rage. You might want to read his take on our esteemed president after finishing up here.)

Well, it so happens that I was privileged to consult an authentic expert on Israel-Arab relations - my daughter. Did I mention that she is six years old?

She knew about the expulsion from Gush Katif and northern Samaria from previous conversations we had after she'd seen some pictures of Israeli soldiers throwing other Israelis out of their homes. Those were some tough questions for someone raised to love and honor "our boys in uniform." I told her as diplomatically as possible that some people believe that taking Jews out of parts of the Land of Israel and handing it to the Arabs will make the Arabs stop trying to harm us and would hopefully bring peace.

However, living in Israel, it is almost impossible for her not to know that rockets continue to fall on our brethren in the south.

So, when I asked her why she thought the Arabs were still firing rockets on Jewish towns even after we "disengaged" from Gaza and northern Samaria, my daughter had an answer. It was as follows (paying attention, Mr. Peres?):

"Maybe they don't really want the Land of Israel, but they want that there will be no more Jews here."

Double bull's-eye, honey.

Rabbi Shapira, if there is an Internet connection (wireless, I bet) in your new celestial yeshiva and you happen to glance at Arutz Sheva, then I hope you see this post and smile.



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