Blue Moon

The Israeli army is at last doing something we can all really be proud of!!

Yes, at long last, after bungling the war against the Hezbollers in Lebanon, the Israeli army is at last doing something we can all really be proud of!!  It is MOONING the Pestilinians - rather than appeasing them with land concessions and money a la Olmert.

As you can imagine, the Left is very upset. It gets far more upset at soldiers doing a Bart Simpson than it does at hundreds of Qassam rockets landing on homes and schools in Sderot, or at suicide bombers inside buses full of children.

Read more here:  "The settlers demanded that the shepherds evacuate the area, and IDF soldiers who arrived at the scene also attempted to clear the Palestinian shepherds from their grazing fields; then, in the middle of the argument and for no apparent reason, the soldiers pulled down their pants and exposed their rear ends to us." The IDF would not tell WND whether the flash-happy soldiers admitted to mooning the Palestinians – only that the troops were sentenced and will spend the next three weeks in an army brig.

Brig?   I say - give them medals!  At last some Israelis are standing up to Palestinian barbarism!  I would like to see Olmert and Barak do the same!  It would be the most positive act of their careers!

I certainly hope the story turns out to be for real and that the soldiers were not simply having a morning potty in a field after reading the Haaretz editorial page!

My Own Alternative Winograd Report in One Photo:

We're all Ruled by a Yellow Wolverine!

Just in time to accompany the Winograd Report!

 

Iran is threatening to nuke the Jews, the Pestilinians are on the rampage, anti-Semitism is booming all over the world, it is a drought year, the stock market is in trouble.

 

But the Israeli government is right on top of things: The Israeli government has issued an official apology to the Beatles for canceling their concert trip back in 1965.  For you Tikkun readers, the Beatles are of course better known as the Four Patriarchs. 

 

The story does recall the Bolshevik micro-control that the Mapai socialists exercised arbitrarily back then. The Mapai geezers decided that Beatles music was harmful to the pioneering spirit of Israeli youth, unlike unemployment and bolshevik state planning of the economy. Speaking of Israeli Bolshevism, interesting to not who is opposed to it: Amnon Rubinstein!

 

Meanwhile, now that the Beatles are the top item on Ehud Olmert's national agenda, my poetic juices go a-stirring. To the tune of Yellow Submarine comes: "We are Ruled by a Yellow Wolverine"!!!

 

(Just in time to accompany the Winograd Report!)

 

In the land where Jacob's born,
Lived a man who failed to see,
And he sold us down the creek,
with his brain of soya bean,

So he waved the banner white,
and appeased the terror spleen,
Jews to swim soon 'neath the waves,
All thanks to that Wolverine,

We are Ruled by a Yellow Wolverine,
Yellow Wolverine, Yellow Wolverine,
We are Ruled by a Yellow Wolverine,
Yellow Wolverine, Yellow Wolverine.

And our friends are all aboard,
While the jihad grows next door,
And the cabinet sits and plays.

(Trumpets play)

We are Ruled by a Yellow Wolverine,
Yellow Wolverine, Yellow Wolverine,
We are Ruled by a Yellow Wolverine,
Yellow Wolverine, Yellow Wolverine.

(Full speed ahead, Mr. Nasrallah, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, sir!
Appeasement station! Appeasement station!
Aye, aye, sir!)

Olmert lives a life of ease,
Every one of us, condemned to bleed,
Sky of blue and sea of green,
He's a yellow wolverine.

We are Ruled by a Yellow Wolverine,
Yellow Wolverine, Yellow Wolverine,
We are Ruled by a Yellow Wolverine,
Yellow Wolverine, Yellow Wolverine.
(fading)

We are Ruled by a Yellow Wolverine,
Yellow Wolverine, Yellow Wolverine,
We are Ruled by a Yellow Wolverine,
Yellow Wolverine, Yellow Wolverine.