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Tishrei 30, 5769, 10/29/2008

On the Imminent Retirement of Yossi Beilin

by Steven Plaut


“Why, we can have Lots of fun, yes we shall, With a game that I call Send the Guns to the Pals!”
THE BRAT WITH NO HAT

or

THE TAIL OF THE GENEVA “ACCORD”

 

The sun did not shine.

It was too wet to play.

So they sat in Geneva

With murderers all day.

And then

We connected the dots!

How those dots made us plotz!

 


“Have no fear, little Jews,” said the Brat with no Hat.

We looked!

Could not believe the nerve of the brat!

We looked!

And we saw it!

The Brat with no Hat!

 

 

And he said to us,

“We’re gonna make peace just like that!”

I know it is dumb

And this brat is not funny.

When he mails us this treason, using lots of bad money!

 

“I know some appeasements we can play,”

Said the brat.

“I know some new tricks,”

Said the Brat with no Hat.

“Capitulations, to terrorists true,

Your mother,

Will be blown to bits when we do.”

 

Then you and I

Did not know what to word.

We were tongue tied and forlorn, when we read the “accord”.

But our lemmings said, “No! No!

We can make the war go away!

 

Just tell all them settlers that they just cannot stay

They should not be there.

They should not be about.

They should not be around

When the bombers come out!”

 

“Now! Now! Have no fear.

Have no fear!” said the brat.

“My accords are not bad,”

Said the Brat with no Hat.

 

“Why, we can have

Lots of fun, yes we shall,

With a game that I call

Send the Guns to the Pals!”

“Stop the deaths!” said the Jews.

“Stop, stop, we see red!

“Reverse course!” said the Jews.

“Before we’re all dead!”

 

“Have no fear!” said the brat.

“When have I been wrong?

“Their right of return should be implemented ‘fore long,

With a pen in my hand!

And sly tricks up my sleeve!

That is not ALL I have done!”

Just go and ask Steve.

 

“Look at me!

Look at me now!” said the brat.

“With a terrorist deal

I’ve pulled out of my hat!

 

I can set up TWO states!

One for them and one more!

Two states for two peoples!

And thereafter war!

 

And look!

I can hop up and down on the law!

But that is not all!

Oh, no.

That is not all...

 

“Look at me!

Look at me!

Look at me NOW!

It is fun to surrender

But you have to know how.

 

And look! With my arm

I can hold a red flag!

To promote my agenda

With that Aloni hag!

But that is not all.

Oh, no.

That is not all...”

That is what the brat said...

Kassem rockets dead ahead!

And you and I,

We saw ALL the bombs fall!||

 

“Now look what you did!”

Said the Jews to the brat.

“You gave them a state!

How could you do that?

You sank our own state, 

Sank it deep in the mud.

You set them up armed

And sank us in blood.

You SHOULD NOT be here,

When common sense you have not.

You get out of this house!”

Said the Jews to the sot.

 

“But I like to be here.

Oh, I like it a lot!”

Said the Brat with no Hat

To the Jews on the spot.

“I will NOT go away.

I do NOT wish to go!

And so,” said the Brat with no Hat, So So so...

I will show you

Another good game that I know!”

 

And then he ran out.

And, then, fast as a fox,

He flew to Geneva and

came back with a box.

 

A treasonous box.

To be sold hook or crook.

“Now look at this deal,”

Said the brat.

“Take a look!”

 

“I will impose my will.

On the Jews, otherwise.

I will force upon them to submit to demise.

The Jews and I

did not know what to do.

 

So we had to shake hands

with Thing One and Thing Two.

We shook Yassir’s paws.

While our minds said, “No! No!

 

Those Things should not be,

In this land! Make them go!

 

“They should not be here,

When they shoot at us guns!

Put them out! Put them out!”

Said the Jews of the bums.

 

“Have no fear, little Jews,”

said the Brat with no Hat.

“These Things are good Things.”

And he gave them a pat.

“They are tame. Oh, so tame!

They have come here to play.

They will give you some peace

On this bright Oslo day.”




Tishrei 29, 5769, 10/28/2008

Ehud Barak's Dodo Bolshevism

by Steven Plaut

One of the more amusing developments in pre-election Israel is the sudden adoption of the slogan "piggish capitalism."   Most of Israel's chattering classes still dream of seeing a bolshevik system of state planning of the economy imposed upon what is already a Scandinavian style welfare state in Israel.

Above, the dodo bird, the new Labor Party join-mascot, alongside the lemming.

Things escalated when airhead Shelly Yachimovitz, a backbencher from the Labor Party, started tossing out comments about how "piggish capitalism" was what had to be suppressed.   Shelly, whose qualifications for sitting in the Knesset were that she had hosted a chat show on a state-owned radio station, claimed that the crashing stock markets prove that capitalism is dead and that the new enlightened era of bolshevik planning will rescue the planet.  Never mind that capitalism is the only system capable of generating any wealth at all that ordinary people can have at risk in the stock market in the first place.  It was a bit amusing, but the only paper that told off Silly Shelly was Haaretz, whose business section is the most free-market medium in Israel.

Now Ehud Barak, the fella who single-handedly rained 4000 Katyusha rockets down on northern Israel when he ordered the cowardly unilateral capitulation to the Hezbollah in 2000, has picked up the nonsense term from Little Shelly.  Barak yesterday also spoke out against piggish capitalism, although in the news report in the English Haaretz they prettify what Barak said and call it "greedy capitalism" of the "Right" (see this). 

So now Barak, who is heading the Israeli Labor Party, is getting about 10% of the support of the public in pre-election polls.   He is trying to save his McClellenist backside by pouting against "Piggish Capitalism."  In other words, Barak is now the national champion of Dodo Bolshevism. You may recall that the Dodo bird became extinct because it was too stupid to respond or defend itself when it was being stalked by other animals seeking to devour it.   




Tishrei 27, 5769, 10/26/2008

A Blogger's View on the USA Economic Meltdown

by Baruch Gordon

Here is an interesting view on the economic meltdown in the USA. The blogger says that America's end is near, and explains that it has to do with aliyah and Kaballah. [Hat tip to Tzvi Ben Gedalyahu]

Everyone knows about the American Dream... Mansions with Lincoln Expeditions and SUVs in the four-car garage, right next to the ATVs and jet skis. The dream of children who go to the most elite schools and wear designer clothing. For a lot of Americans, that’s where the dream lies: in large-screen televisions and elite schools, in built-in swimming pools and first-class plane tickets.

Masechet Brachot [3b] says:
A handful cannot satisfy a lion, nor can a pit be filled up with its own earth.

In other words, the American dream has become a nightmare.

The logic reason behind American economy collapse is very simple...

Read the full post in the blog.


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