Hillary to run for president of Canada

Okay, so Canada has no president, but you get what I mean.

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By numbers big or small, they are fleeing to Canada.

For weeping, broken-hearted Liberals, that’s their City of Refuge. Biblically, those were six cities set aside for persons who committed crimes unintentionally, so, these days, Hillary Clinton ought to dress warm and be first in line because she herself says that all her sins were done by “mistake.”

Headlines tell us that Obama may pardon her, which is strange since according to every Democrat she did nothing wrong, ever – so what’s to pardon?

Anyway, I did not mean that literally about her running for president of Canada.  Canada has no president.

The head of government is the prime minister, which at the moment is Garry Trudeau, the cartoonist.

The head of state is the Queen of England, who is represented by the governor general.

Hold on a minute. Okay, so it’s not Garry Trudeau, it’s Justin. Big deal.  

Hillary will be welcomed since Canadians are that way, but that won’t be enough. For the Clintons it is never enough. For them it’s always about money and running for office is what they do. She will need to know the difference between Gordie Howe and Maurice “Rocket” Richard – but we all know that I am just kidding.

I’m just kidding about her taking her husband, her daughter, her Huma, her unsecured emails and her ill-gotten millions to the next canoe for Ottawa.

Or maybe I am just half kidding, or not kidding at all.

Let me tell you about the mixed multitudes who are serious.

They really mean it about skipping town and heading for Canada. That country is big enough to handle the throngs. There’ll be plenty of room. Canada is one of the largest countries in the world, by territory, but it has very few citizens, altogether about 150 people. This is why the Queen visits so seldom.

These are Americans who were taught by their teachers and professors that nobody is allowed to lose. Everybody gets a gold star.
But Liberals – here they come! They plan to bring their bitterness and teach Canadians what it means to be really hurt, unforgiving and privileged.

Don’t forget. These are Americans who were taught by their teachers and professors that nobody is allowed to lose. Everybody gets a gold star.

Imagine, then, the tears when in real life it turns out otherwise.

Imagine first of all The New York Times, which picked wrong from day one. Let them go and take with them CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS and such volunteers as Mark Cuban and Amy Schumer and Alan Colmes and Juan Williams and Bruce Springsteen and Donna Brazile, who heads the DNC….plus Jon Stewart, Cher, Al Sharpton and of course Barbra Streisand.

The list goes on. Look it up under We was robbed.

For the winners, how sweet it is. Poor Megyn Kelly.

Personally, I am pardoning Megyn Kelly. That’s because I wrote a book about her that you must read if you plan staying in this country.

Mine’s fiction but it’s better than her facts about what’s been going on in the Fox newsroom. I know newsrooms and I know what makes people like her tick.

At least Fox was fair to Trump and Sean Hannity surely won’t need to learn to ski and skate and start packing for Montreal. For me, it’s The New Yorker that just won’t let go and that best symbolizes the poor sportsmanship that’s so common among Liberals.

Listen to this pen dipped in malice the moment after Trump got the win:

 “The electorate has, in its plurality, decided to live in Trump’s world of vanity, hate, arrogance, untruth, and recklessness.”

How’s that for typical Liberal mean-spiritedness and it came from the desk of David Remnick who has turned The New Yorker into tabloid trash.

He obviously speaks for all the elite soreheads.

Hit the road and don’t let the Statue of Liberty hit you on the way out.

New York-based bestselling American novelist Jack Engelhard writes a regular column for Arutz Sheva. New from the novelist: “News Anchor Sweetheart,” a novelist’s version of Fox News and Megyn Kelly. Engelhard is the author of the international bestseller “Indecent Proposal.” He is the recipient of the Ben Hecht Award for Literary Excellence. Website: www.jackengelhard.com